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Post by Agartha on Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:01 am

.....somebody had drank all the bloody rum!!!!!!
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Post by X on Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:13 am

and so it was..
the elders were on the drunk and fully intended on taking back control of the elf tribe and eating the clams. A plan was decided upon...which went like this..

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Post by Agartha on Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:16 am

1st) A notepad was purchased and a pen, to write down the plan.

2nd)........
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Post by X on Sat Jul 05, 2014 7:43 am

2nd....a package of light bulbs was bought...even though they don't exist there

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Post by Stargate on Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:06 am

This made an impression on some onlookers who could not understand what they were doing.

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Post by Marilyn7 on Sun Jul 06, 2014 6:29 pm

Lol....but they did it anyway because they could .....and so...
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Post by Mordae on Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:41 am

nine month's later strange half elf, half clam hybrids began to crawl across the land, picking up rubbish as they did so. Terrified onlookers dubbed them "wombles" as they couldn't really think of anything else...
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Post by X on Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:04 am

The wombles were a phenomena only found in this tiny island. It occurs on the first full moon in July like everything does it seems...anyway..when clams show their legs...you know...the elves get all kinked up and do stupid nasty thingies like....breeding clams. Its weird Iknow but how else can I explain the wombles for gawds sakes!

Anyway...these over sexed elves do it like this.....

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Post by Mordae on Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:25 am

First they put on some Barry White, then dress up in their best courting gear...a pencil up each nostril and a pair of undies on the head...and utter their dreaded mating call...""Wibble".
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Post by Stargate on Mon Jul 07, 2014 9:14 am

As they were giving out their wibble cry it was heard by some squirrels who wanted to join the party and bring some nuts.

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Post by Marilyn7 on Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:15 am

The squirrels approached ..mouths loaded ..cheeks full of nuts . Their fluffy tails swaying in unison with each step forward . one of the squirrels spit out it's nuts and squeaked out an alarm . The others stopped and sat up ..watching the scene before them with wild large eyes .....what in the world were these creatures they where looking at ....what was that on their heads...sticking out of their noses ? The squirrels instinct was to flee but the wibble cry held them there , fascinated they watched .
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Post by X on Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:21 am

lol

will add tonight

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Post by Marilyn7 on Mon Jul 07, 2014 10:42 am

K lol. .. Smile
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Post by X on Wed Jul 09, 2014 7:59 am

The squirrels continued licking their nuts as they watched the dance of a thousand horny elves....then..one squirrel dropped his nuts and stood there in total squirrel amazement...cuz

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Post by Marilyn7 on Wed Jul 09, 2014 1:33 pm

Lol ...(.Well because he lost his nut of course .lol ) Cuzzzz right in front of him stood an elf . It looked down at him with a devilish grin and then ......
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Post by X on Wed Jul 09, 2014 9:21 pm

asked him politely...."little squirrel with nuts of plenty...would you care to join the thousand elves in a whatchamacallit festival? We are short a few good nuts to complete the festivities?"

The squirrel blinked twice then reached down and grabbed his...........

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Post by Stargate on Fri Jul 11, 2014 9:29 pm

Stomach, he had this feeling of being watched from above. he could not understand what this meant, so he called the other squirrel to see if they felt the same thing.
This is getting serious.  lol! 

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