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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Jul 08, 2018 7:24 pm

B... Blimey, where'd that beach ball come from? Not another one!
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Post by Kaere on Sun Jul 08, 2018 9:33 pm

C... Can you pass the mustard, please?
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Post by Agartha on Mon Jul 09, 2018 3:43 am

D.... Dandruff doesn't look good on your black t-shirt, Croatia! Haven't you heard of Heads and shoulders?

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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:14 am

E... Eventually the grass will all be cut so this match can start. Apparently the official lawnwomer supplier for this WorldCup is the USA, which might explain why the lawnmowers all have petrol engines deliberately made to an environmentally-unfriendly spec from the 1960s. The crowd can't be enjoying all this smoke and fumes very much!
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Post by Agartha on Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:03 pm

F.... French players have once again beat all other countries at 'best half time break' by having a nice picnic on the pitch grass, a picnic that included fougasse, jambon, chevre frais and tarte tatin! Amazing!!

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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jul 09, 2018 2:46 pm

G... Going forward to the French picnic are Belgium, who appear to be gifting the French players boxes of nice-looking chocolates!! This is something we really weren't expecting. There had been a rumour going round about chocolates being spiked with laxatives, but we are sure that that hasn't happened here. No way!
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Post by Agartha on Tue Jul 10, 2018 4:53 am

H.... How many Messi players do Argentina have? I thought cloning top footballers was banned last year!!

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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jul 10, 2018 12:11 pm

I... Ingenious name, Messi. Because when you're saying he plays Messi football or has Messi hair, it has a double meaning! Hehehehehe! ...No? I'll get me coat.
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Post by Kaere on Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:16 pm

J... Joking aside, where are the bathrooms?
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Post by Agartha on Thu Jul 12, 2018 4:05 am

K.... Kim Jong Un is once again refusing to return the ball saying he caught it and now it belongs to the people of the Republic of North Korea!

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Post by Kaere on Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:45 am

Ha! lolol


L... Little Bo Peep has made her way onto the field but there is still no sign of her sheep.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Jul 12, 2018 3:11 pm

M... My, look at this, France have started producing a seemingly endless supply of extra footballs from under their bench and firing them at the opposing goal. Is this allowed?!
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Post by Kaere on Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:48 am

N... Never in my life have I seen tighter shorts!
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Post by Agartha on Fri Jul 13, 2018 8:46 am

O.... Odin is not happy Sweden is loosing against England...... he just threatened to destroy the UK with lightning and fireballs!

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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Jul 13, 2018 12:46 pm

P... Passing the ball to the coach? That's a tactic I've not seen before!
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Post by Kaere on Fri Jul 13, 2018 9:59 pm

Q... Questionable call by the waterboy today, not sure Pickle Juice is appropriate game hydration.
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Post by Agartha on Sat Jul 14, 2018 5:47 am

R.... Russia's president, Vladimir Putin, has just announced on a state broadcast that the world cup will always be in Russia from now on.

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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jul 14, 2018 7:16 am

S... Since Vladimir Putin has also now taken personal control of coaching Russia's national team, I'm not sure what effect this will have on their future performances...!
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Post by Kaere on Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:11 am

T... The most important thing to remember is that those smiles on the Russian team players are completely and undoubtedly genuine, and no that's not fear in their eyes.
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Post by Agartha on Sat Jul 14, 2018 1:55 pm

U... Undoubtedly the best goal by Cheryshev! After Putin fired his gun in the air, Cheryshev got really motivated and the opposite team was unable to stop him!

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