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Post by Agartha on Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:24 am

X..... Xtra cheesy cheese crackers....
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Apr 14, 2018 11:49 am

Y... Yogurts, and yogurt-themed snacks.
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Post by Agartha on Sat Apr 14, 2018 2:02 pm

Z.... Zucchini, fried.......
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Post by Agartha on Sat Apr 14, 2018 2:24 pm

Next topic!




UNUSUAL AIRPORT TANNOY (LOUDSPEAKERS) BROADCASTS!
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Post by Kaere on Sat Apr 14, 2018 8:50 pm

A... Attention Passengers... Under no circumstances are you to speak with the aardvark loitering around the entrance to the Gold Flyers Club. It makes the rhino jealous. Thank you...
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Post by Rogue on Sun Apr 15, 2018 4:09 am

B... Baggage warning. No bags or luggage will be allowed in any part of the airport or on any planes due to the possibility of bombs. Sorry for any inconvenience.
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Post by Agartha on Sun Apr 15, 2018 4:17 am

C... Customer Alert! Be aware that all airport shops will be closing in ten minutes... then the giant Mutts from Hunger games will be released on late shoppers ~coughs~ Good luck.
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Post by Kaere on Sun Apr 15, 2018 9:05 am

D... Doctor Who, please report to the car wash on Parking Level O. Your tardis is being uncooperative again.
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Post by Agartha on Sun Apr 15, 2018 4:19 pm

E.... Every child left unattended will be given a sugary coffee and a puppy by airport staff, and no complaints or returns will be accepted.
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Post by Kaere on Mon Apr 16, 2018 6:34 am

F... For the love of everything holy, Mr. Finklestein! Please get out of the fishtank! Security!!
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Post by Rogue on Mon Apr 16, 2018 8:50 am

G... Good children please assemble at the arrivals gate to welcome Santa, bad kids assemble at the departure lounge...
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:54 pm

H... Honestly, would the people in rabbit costumes please stop simulating erotic behaviour in the Duty Free section immediately! You are not clever or funny. This is not Trigger Happy TV. By the way, bouncing off of the clothes stalls is not impressive either.
Please stop, or all the traumatised passengers standing watching you will miss their flights!!
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Post by Agartha on Mon Apr 16, 2018 3:43 pm

I..... I would like to remind all passengers that unattended belongings will be confiscated and never returned. But please be aware that the rule does not apply to spouses.
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Post by Kaere on Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:30 pm

Hehehehehe... y'all, we so need to run an airport lolol


J... Jello shots are for pilots only... I repeat, the Jello shots are for pilots only...
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Post by Rogue on Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:00 am

K... Kick back people, no planes flying out tonight. The pilots have gone partying. See you tomorrow.. maybe.
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Post by Agartha on Tue Apr 17, 2018 3:40 pm

L.... Ladies and gentleman, your attention please: we have an urgent message for a Mr Lee Keybum..... I repeat: Lee Keybum... ~laugh in the background~... damn it Bart!
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Post by Kaere on Tue Apr 17, 2018 6:21 pm

lol


M... Mr. Smith, please meet your party outside on top of the flagpole.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Apr 17, 2018 10:15 pm

N... Now due to a temporary staff shortage, we regret to imform everyone that customs are closed today. Since this is a great opportunity to get narcotics, explosives and many other dodgy things in and out of the country, we are asking you to be good and just not do it. Thanks.

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Post by Agartha on Wed Apr 18, 2018 3:35 pm

O.... Our airport is ultra modern and super organized, you'll find anything you want here........ except clear directions for your connecting flights. Good luck with that.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Apr 18, 2018 4:57 pm

P... Pardon me, I've got terrible indigestion. Lucky I have Rennies here!! Other brands are available. But they're not as good.
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