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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Agartha on Tue Apr 03, 2018 3:13 pm

Granted! But now you get stress migraines!





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Apr 03, 2018 5:21 pm

(Nooo LOL. I actually prefer the swelling nose. Especially if it makes comedy honk noises when I squeeze it)

Granted! But now your body clock is messed up by the constant daylight.


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Post by Agartha on Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:23 pm

LOL at the swelling nose.......



Granted! But they are all 25% drink of your choice and 75% tap water.



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Apr 04, 2018 5:23 pm

Granted! But now the Lady GaGa song keeps playing in your head constantly.




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Post by Agartha on Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:25 am

Granted! But 3 years down the line you went from winning drinking games to being a drag queen alcoholic.




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Post by Rogue on Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:02 am

Granted! You become well known as Edwina Scissorhands.



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:16 am

Granted! But now you have stalkers!





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Post by Agartha on Fri Apr 06, 2018 4:32 am

Granted! But then you'll wonder whether Idiocracy was a prophecy!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:17 am

(Drag queen alcoholic with a honking nose. I like the direction this game is leading me in!)

Granted! But it turns out you can only do it when watching or listening to shows you've recorded.


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Post by Agartha on Fri Apr 06, 2018 3:12 pm

Granted! But it's camel's milk.........





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:10 pm

Granted! But it malfunctions and does the opposite of what you want it to.




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Post by Kaere on Sat Apr 07, 2018 12:41 pm

Granted! But you can only travel back 1 minute.


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Post by Agartha on Sat Apr 07, 2018 3:07 pm

Granted! But the book will be so big it won't fit in your house!





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Apr 07, 2018 4:23 pm

Granted! But they are Christmas cracker jokes.





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Post by Kaere on Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:18 am

Granted! But you soon become a starving artist as you spend all your cash on paints, canvasses, and absinthe.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Apr 08, 2018 1:17 pm

(LOL!! So that's what I drink to win these drinking games!)

Granted! But it only works by making pictures fall off walls.


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Post by Agartha on Sun Apr 08, 2018 3:14 pm

Granted! But now everybody keeps on stepping on your toes!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:19 pm

Granted! But they clown hands, and now you get funny looks whenever you're out and about.



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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Agartha on Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:34 am

Granted! But the more you fly the more you'll lose the ability to walk.....




I wish I could stick to an exercise routine!

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Apr 09, 2018 6:17 am

Granted! But you soon become an obsessed fitness fanatic and start a YouTube channel dedicated purely to making and posting keep-fit routine videos.



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