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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun May 13, 2018 3:48 am

Granted! But now the volume on the games themselves is louder.





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Post by Kaere on Sun May 13, 2018 9:40 am

Granted! However, the streets are soon filling up with cats and dogs.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun May 13, 2018 10:50 am

Granted! But now it involves giving up any other food that's enjoyable.



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Post by Agartha on Sun May 13, 2018 4:25 pm

(!!!hahaha Lion! what's your obsession with Tierra del Fuego???)



Granted! But it motivates you to bite your toenails.



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun May 13, 2018 5:16 pm

(LOL, I first mentioned it because it's the most southern land outside of Antarctica and not a great place to spend a day off at this time of year. Then you pointed out you'd need more than a day to get there and back, so I joked that you could teleport, to save time. Then a few days later you wished that you could teleport - so there was the most obvious way to corrupt it and continue the joke all at once. Razz)

(Ewwwwww BTW! Haha)

Granted! But it's the hair of your eyebrows.



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Post by Kaere on Sun May 13, 2018 11:19 pm

Granted! But your face is now perpetually cold.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon May 14, 2018 2:33 am

Granted! But they're now dimmed to the level of candlelight in order to guarantee the extra longevity.




I wish my kettle boiled faster.
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Post by Agartha on Mon May 14, 2018 3:28 am

Granted! But now it's so fast it evaporates the water 0.03 seconds after you switched it on.




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Post by Rogue on Mon May 14, 2018 3:31 am

Granted! ...and you now have eight of them! Shocked


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Post by Agartha on Mon May 14, 2018 3:38 am

^^haha



Granted! But it's a USSR submarine ready to invade North Korea's waters! 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon May 14, 2018 5:04 am

(Aggie, you realise that what you've basically described there is a small thermonuclear explosion. I'm going to give that kettle as a special present to someone I don't like! LMAO)

Granted! But now she's run away and you can't find her to take her to be vaccinated.

(Actually, is that a bit cheeky of me to pick up on that, since you mentioned it in a comment aimed at Rogue? Hope I didn't snoop)


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Post by Agartha on Mon May 14, 2018 3:36 pm

(LOL of course you are not snooping! And in real life the poor thing had her vaccines...... regarding the kettle: you may end up with the next Fukushima in Dundee if you are not careful!  Razz)



Granted! Now your fridge is 1.5 cm wider and taller.... enough space for one extra cheese string!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon May 14, 2018 9:07 pm

(Coolio, I just had an afterthought of "Should I be saying this this soon?")

(You wish it wasn't just a number? This'll be an easy one to do... Hehehe)

Granted! Everyone now ages quicker and gets written off as ancient before they turn 20, as society is much more ageist than before.


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Post by Kaere on Mon May 14, 2018 11:45 pm

Granted! But it soon gets uppity and starts calculating the Question to which the Answer is 42 and basically ignores every request you give it.


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Post by Agartha on Tue May 15, 2018 3:16 am

Granted! But soon you see creepy things you wish you hadn't and the images will give you chronic insomnia.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue May 15, 2018 5:34 am

Granted! But now unfair discrimination against people who wear sunglasses has gone through the roof, so much so that they're scared to wear them in summer for fear of inciting terror attacks.



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Post by Kaere on Tue May 15, 2018 7:55 am

Granted! But now you're 200% more addicted to their breakfast burritos and you crave them 24/7.


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Post by Rogue on Tue May 15, 2018 8:28 am

Granted! ...and everyone agrees baldness doesn't suit you.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue May 15, 2018 9:26 am

Granted! But that book is an ebook on a Nook, and this Nook doesn't have its own charger.




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Post by Agartha on Tue May 15, 2018 2:41 pm

Granted! But now your toilet leaks!




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