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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Mar 09, 2018 7:40 pm

(Ah! So she'll be saying inappropriate stuff all the time... Brilliant! LOL)

Granted! But your expertise will be in making people look like Russian dolls.



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Post by Kaere on Fri Mar 09, 2018 10:52 pm

Granted! But now there's always someone in your bathroom.


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Post by Rogue on Sat Mar 10, 2018 1:04 am

Granted! ..and you will forever hear sniggering going on behind you.



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Post by Kaere on Sat Mar 10, 2018 9:12 am

Granted! However, you're now a fish in a fish tank.


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Post by Agartha on Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:47 pm

Granted! But now you live in a tent in the Sahara desert and you have to shovel sand....




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:40 pm

@Kaere wrote:Granted! But now there's always someone in your bathroom.
But won't they get freaked out by the drunk cranky contact lenses? LOL! (I might be taking this too far now)

Granted! But you'll be too preoccupied with other bravery-requiring stuff.



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Post by Agartha on Sun Mar 11, 2018 3:53 pm

Granted! But it's a kids size go-kart....





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Mar 11, 2018 6:57 pm

Granted! But the very first chocolate cake you see will be a white chocolate one.




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Post by Kaere on Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:58 am

(use lemon juice and sunlight)

Granted! Alas, the police consider it stealing.


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Post by Agartha on Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:51 am

Granted! But then you'll wish you hadn't wished to wish for wishes.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Mar 12, 2018 5:41 pm

Granted! But the world in question is Mars.






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Post by Agartha on Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:03 am

^^LOL excellent comeback!




Granted! But it comes with mosquitoes and non stop rain..........





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:21 pm

(Haha, I wondered if I'd been too cheeky since I didn't show the restraint I have with my sense of humour in the past. Glad you liked it. And your answer means I'll probably have a collapsing roof now with all that rain, LOL)

Granted! But the snooze on your alarm clock will malfunction and go off.




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Post by Agartha on Wed Mar 14, 2018 5:37 am

(I love cheeky/dark sense of humour  Very Happy)

Granted! But then you'll always go to sleep at midnight and wake up at 4am like Margaret Thatcher....




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Post by Rogue on Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:29 am

Granted! But no one understands you, and with the added strange accent, not even the Japanese understand.



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Post by Agartha on Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:22 pm

Granted! But then you'll be eating 10000 calories every day!





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Mar 14, 2018 6:30 pm

(Coolio, that makes two of us then... I feel happier about letting my natural humour go on da forumz. And nice to know I have something in common with Maggie Thatcher now, haha)

Granted! You now have a subscription for RadioTimes, which will always tell you what's going to be on TV/radio and when.



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Post by Kaere on Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:01 pm

Granted! But now you've shrunk and you can't reach the toaster *sad face*


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:47 pm

(Sounds like I might have a squeaky high-pitched helium voice too. LOL)

Granted! But now they have a mind of their own and are constantly trying to escape from your house.




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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Agartha on Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:43 am

Granted! But the space in question is the gap between your attic and the top floor ceiling. 





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