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Post by Kaere on Wed May 30, 2018 12:08 am

Granted! Unfortunately, the cost of insulin needles goes up in proportion to the new numbers of diabetics.


I wish I had more than fifteen minutes to myself during the next week.
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Post by Agartha on Wed May 30, 2018 7:14 am

Granted! Now you have 17 minutes to yourself!...you're welcome...




I wish I wasn't feeling so lazy today.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed May 30, 2018 8:56 am

Granted! But now you're so energetic, you actually resemble a human whirlwind, and nobody is getting a chance to speak to you!


I wish I could accurately foresee the winning Lottery numbers just once.
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Post by Kaere on Wed May 30, 2018 11:32 pm

Granted! Too bad you forgot to buy a ticket *d'oh!*


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu May 31, 2018 12:13 pm

Granted! But it burst all over the street on your way home and now the traffic is confused.



I wish I had a quadracycle.
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Post by Agartha on Thu May 31, 2018 3:35 pm

Granted! But there is a wheels shortage so you end up getting a unicycle instead!




I wish I had a unicycle.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu May 31, 2018 5:44 pm

Granted! But it comes branded with "I heart Roseanne".





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Post by Agartha on Fri Jun 01, 2018 10:34 am

Granted! But the accelerating electrons will set off your unstable Fukushima kettle! (unless you got a new one by now lol)




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:14 pm

(Ha, I do still have it - I'm thinking of naming it Shima for a laugh, as I'm sad enough to do that kind of thing)

Granted! But now you sneeze uncontrollably!


I wish my flat had a fridge room.
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Post by Agartha on Fri Jun 01, 2018 3:11 pm

(LOL I'm sad like that too... I still miss Catalina, my faithful Stand mixer that is no longer with us....)



Granted! But now the local mafia gang knows and hide dead bodies in your fridge room...you know, the Godfather style lol



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Jun 01, 2018 5:12 pm

(Aah, now I'm close to sleeping with the fishes... Well, I'm chilling with them at least! Catalina is a sweet name BTW)


Granted! But you're only off for the 12.4775799534 seconds your microsleep lasts for.



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Post by Kaere on Sat Jun 02, 2018 8:41 am

(I had a couch I called 'Christine' cause she was so comfortable she'd drain the life right out of you)

Granted! Unfortunately when you do, you are temporarily blinded by all the science.


I wish my fridge had chocolate cake in it.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:07 am

(Cool! Is that from the horror movie about the car? Nice choice of name anyways!)


Granted! But it's so small it can only be seen with an electron microscope.




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Post by Agartha on Sat Jun 02, 2018 3:15 pm

(...Shima... Catalina... Christine.... I think we are all the same kind of crazy! lol)



Granted! Your building is now in the eye of a tornado and as windy as it can get!



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jun 02, 2018 4:48 pm

(That'll sort the roof issues once and for all! LOL Very Happy)


Granted! But it's been left on top of the cooker.






I wish my fridge door would stop coming unstuck during the night and letting all the cold air out.
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Post by Kaere on Sat Jun 02, 2018 9:34 pm

(Yes, Christine the horror book/movie by Stephen King lol... and you could get two hooks, one for the door and one for the side of the fridge - put them on sideways, y'know? - and then use an elastic to keep the door shut. We did that when I was a kid for a little while).


Granted! But soon the cold air goes on strike because it hasn't had a good night out on the town in too long.

I wish I had a bouquet of balloons.

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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:28 pm

(That sounds pretty cool actually... I'd thought about taping the door shut but then it would be a pain to have to keep peeling the tape off everytime I went to open door. Nice!)


Granted! But they haven't been tied properly and they all fly away making squeaky noises and blowing raspberries. (I'm such a kid, LOL)




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Post by Rogue on Sun Jun 03, 2018 4:00 am

Granted! But you now have all the crows from here as well. Daytime is gonna be a nightmare!


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Jun 03, 2018 5:20 am

(Being a crow magnet would truly be a nightmare as I really can't stand them, LOL. So that's a quality corruption!)


Granted! But it's a doll's-house-sized mini model.






I wish the dehumidifier in my living room blew colder air.
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Post by Kaere on Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:20 am

Granted! Now it's so cold in your apartment you need to crawl into your fridge to keep warm!


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