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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:47 pm

Granted! But it’s a radio-controlled helicopter which can only chase them, not catch them.



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Post by Agartha on Sun Jun 03, 2018 9:43 pm

Granted! But now you keep getting hit by very ripe tomatoes that the tornado flew to your neighbourhood all the way from Pamplona!



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:35 am

Granted! But now you make random things around you spontaneously combust.



I wish these tomatoes would leave me alone!
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Post by Rogue on Mon Jun 04, 2018 7:40 am

Granted! The tomatoes are still close by but your paranoia has dissipated. Watch out for people in white coats.



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:29 am

(LOL, first time white coats have been mentioned in this thread I think... Surprising it's taken this long!)

Granted! But you somehow find yourself trapped in the music video for "Redundant" by Green Day.


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Post by Kaere on Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:59 pm

Granted! Too bad it's very small and looks suspiciously like your bathtub.


I wish TCL had a bigger bathtub.
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Post by Agartha on Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:19 pm

Granted! Now Lion has a bathtub that's 2.5 cm wider and 1.8 cm longer.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jun 04, 2018 10:17 pm

Granted! But you thought it was something different and never used it.



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Post by Agartha on Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:07 pm

Granted! You can now afford it but they have you in their blacklist and will never give you a visa.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jun 05, 2018 11:11 pm

Granted! But now your kitty trashes the bed instead!





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Post by Kaere on Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:08 am

OMG I thought it was just my kids who did that! Why can't they stay out of my room?! I swear I'm going to put a lock on the door.

Granted! Now everyone calls you Olaf and you're forced to grow a long beard before they'll give you your mail.

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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Jun 06, 2018 4:27 am

Granted! But your attention to detail becomes addictive, and you soon realise you have OCD!



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Post by Rogue on Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:22 am

Granted! But karma is a bitch and deals with cheats harshly.



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Post by Kaere on Wed Jun 06, 2018 12:36 pm

Granted! But awwww aren't you cute in stripes, taking his place.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:56 pm

Granted! But these particular stripes resemble bar code, and the checkouts go bonkers in every shop you visit.



I wish I had an ATM machine in my flat.
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Post by Rogue on Wed Jun 06, 2018 2:44 pm

Granted! Your Ancient Time Machine has arrived. Sorry it ain't in working order though, and it's sooo big!



I wish TCL could get his ATM to work.

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Post by Agartha on Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:41 pm

Kae, I think all kids love their parents beds, not sure why.... and one day I will lock my bedroom too hahaha


Granted! Now it works but it can only provide Russian banknotes.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:19 pm

Granted! But you can only visit it during dream time.




I wish the front door of my flat closed properly without having to be locked.
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Post by Kaere on Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:48 am

lol Aggie I picture us in our little sanctuaries with fluffy pillows and uncreased duvets... and completely unperturbed by the pounding of little fists on the doors Razz

My front door is the same way, TCL. Gotta lock it or the wind will blow it open!


Granted! But now you have to say the magic word every time you want the door to open and if it's pouting you'd better just settle in for the day.


I wish I could turn off the fan in my bedroom by thinking about it.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Jun 07, 2018 8:52 am

(LMAO at the pouting door! My door is actually the same, when unlocked it blows open just with the draughts in the close, which I'm thinking is quite an achievement)


Granted! But now the fan flickers(Can a fan flicker?!) on and off constantly, depending on your thoughts.




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