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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:23 pm

Granted! But now Nessie mistakes the garbage bins for pillows and completely squashes them instead!



I wish my flat had nightclub lighting in it.
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Post by Agartha on Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:38 pm

AWWW I'd love to have Nessie as a pet!


Granted! Now you have nightclub lighting, nightclub punters, nightclub bouncers and the typical nightclub drunken fights... all in your flat every weekend. 



I wish I hadn't bought a chocolate bath gel.....
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:02 pm

(LOL, sounds like not a bad idea, if just to annoy the landlord! LMAO!)


Granted! But now the bath gel has no scent or colour at all.






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Post by Agartha on Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:46 am

Granted! Now you have bats, seagulls and thousands of midges flying in your window at night.




I wish I had a television in my kitchen.....
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:52 am

(LOL, especially at the midges.... Brutal! Hehehe)


Granted! But it's on your ceiling, it's powered by a battery and the screen on it is half the size of your phone screen.




I wish the seagulls which land on my living room window sill would all deflate like the one in this advert:



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Post by Agartha on Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:42 pm

(LMAO at the television in my kitchen and that advert!  Razz)


Granted! But as nature always seeks to balance things out, for every seagull that deflates, two midges inflate until they become seagull sized... good luck, mate! lol



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jun 12, 2018 5:35 pm

(It's one of the few adverts which I genuinely think is really good, although it doesn't make me interested in what it's advertising, LOL! And it sounds like I'm in serious danger from midges now, ha)


Granted! But the lava lamp takes itself too seriously and starts belching out smoke as it prepares to erupt, and sets your smoke alarms off.




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Post by Agartha on Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:42 pm

Granted! From now on all designer aftershaves are incredibly cheap!...but they come in 1ml bottles.




I wish I could switch off my mobile for one day......
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Jun 13, 2018 6:49 pm

(LOL... One bottle per shave then, if I'm lucky!)

Granted! But in that time the phone battery goes flat and the charger also goes missing.



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Post by Agartha on Thu Jun 14, 2018 5:08 am

Granted! Now you own the biggest dreamcatcher in the world, problem is, it doesn't fit in your flat!
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/largest-dreamcatcher?fb_comment_id=659660434153579_719128454873443#f10cdf6d61eceec





I wish it was 4pm already so I can watch the Worldcup ceremony!
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Post by Kaere on Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:41 am

Granted! However as the clock is slowly ticking over, your time zone changes to mine and it's mass confusion everywhere as people realize it's actually 9:00 am.


I wish the World Cup interested me more.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:12 am

(Aggie, that photo and comeback are brilliant!)

Granted! But when it does, your TV and other devices suddenly go on the blink instead of showing it properly!


I wish that Shima kettle would stop wandering across the worktop and trying to fall over the side when my washing machine is spinning.
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Post by Kaere on Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:29 pm

(pssst put a tea towel underneath it)

Granted! But now you've foiled it's qualifying round for Diving at the next Summer Olympics and now it's sitting in the corner glaring at you and muttering.

I wish there were fewer mosquitoes this year.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:48 am

(LMAO at the thought! And at this rate it sounds like it might lose its temper and explode, LOL)


Granted! But now mosquitoes have become extinct, the ecosystem has been disrupted, and scientists everywhere have renamed the "Butterfly Effect" to the Mosquito Effect.




I wish mosquito extinction extended to my giant seagull-sized midgies.
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Post by Agartha on Fri Jun 15, 2018 3:48 pm

Granted! But with every extinction a new animal become the new 'biter of humans'.... I hope you like giant bats! lol




I wish Argentina will win the worldcup!
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Jun 15, 2018 5:39 pm

(LMAO at the thought of giant squeakers attacking my living room... That would actually be quite scary! LOL. Hope they're not vampire bats!)


Granted! But then Italy won't qualify for the next one either.




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Post by Kaere on Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:39 pm

Granted! You just put a cd in the player and voila! No commercials.


I wish I didn't run out of energy so abruptly... go go go insta-zzzzz...


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:02 am

Granted! But now you have more energy it always keeps you awake at night, and you find you start getting insomnia instead.


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Post by Agartha on Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:53 pm

(Oh my god!! Now I am torn between wanting Argentina to win but equally wanting Italy to qualify for the next worldcup!!)


Granted! Now you live in the slums of Bombay! 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:07 pm

(Meh... Slums of Mumbai or slums of Dundee... Not sure there's much difference, LOL - except the weather, obvs!)


Granted! But now your kitty becomes even more attached to you than usual and you find you have to carry her around all day in a papoose sling!




I wish my local takeaway shop made chocolate chip pizzas.
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