Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

[TrueCrazyLion]

(LOL, that's brilliant. I just checked out Catster - love it already!)


Granted! But you have to sign up when she's not looking, and when she eventually finds out, she goes in the huff and stops speaking to you.




I wish Instagram had more different photo filters.

[Kaere]

Granted! You soon realize that applying too many filters causes your photos to disappear entirely!


I wish I had better balance.

[Agartha]

Granted! But now you walk so straight and with so much stability people think you trained with the North Korean army!



I wish I didn't have to work an evening shift today..........

[TrueCrazyLion]

Granted! But you get to work a nightshift instead.



I wish I had a day out planned on such a beautiful sunny day.

[Agartha]

Granted! But you planned too many things to do and you end up running from one place to the other..... in the heat!




I wish I didn't crave ice cream again!

[TrueCrazyLion]

Granted! But now you have an overwhelming craving for white chocolate!




I wish I didn't get sunburned so easily.

[Kaere]

Granted! Now you look like a mummy, all wrapped up with just your eyes peering out.


I wish watermelon flavour tasted more like actual watermelon.

[TrueCrazyLion]

Granted! But it comes from the natural flavouring of actual watermelon juice.



I wish my flat had a garbage chute going straight down to the bins in the street.

[Kaere]

Granted! But the next morning in your sleepy stupour you forget and throw your dirty laundry down it!


I wish TCL had a long hook to retrieve his clothes from the garbage chute.

[Agartha]

Granted! He has it now but he didn't put on his contact lenses and instead of picking his clothes from the garbage chute, he picked his neighbour's underwear from his balcony line!



I wish the moon was made of cheese.

[TrueCrazyLion]

(That's totally something I'd actually do, K - and Aggie, I actually only just avoided losing a contact lens this morning! LOL)


Granted! But you soon find that the heat of the Sun melts it, and because cheese doesn't have the gravitational pull of rock, it soon dissolves into smaller and smaller pieces; Earth now has more moons than any other planet in the Solar System, the world is thrown into chaos due to not having a Moon anymore - and everyone everywhere can't help feeling there's a strong smell of cheese!




I wish time would pause when I fall asleep, so I don't miss that time when I'm sleeping.

[Kaere]

lol!! cheese *sigh*

Granted! However now you need to fill that extra time with something and you're missing three tiddlywinks so that won't be any help.


I wish Lion never finds out I have the other three tiddlywinks.

[TrueCrazyLion]

Granted! But my Spidey Sense tells me to train up three jumping spiders and send them after the tiddlywinks to use their homing instinct to track the tiddlywinks down.


I wish I didn't find tiddlywinks boring.

[Kaere]

Granted! The spiders have created a Tiddlywinks house league and need your input on if Jerry was truly offside at the end of the second.


I wish Spider Tiddlywinks would expand across the pond.

[Agartha]

Granted! now spider tiddlywinks have expanded so much they have become the 7th continent!




I wish tiddlywinks would stop multiplying at an alarming rate!

[TrueCrazyLion]

Granted! But now everyone doesn't have the same interest in other sports, because they have such fond memories of Tiddlywinks, and especially Spider Tiddlywinks, being so exciting and cool and stuff.


I wish I could live in a lighthouse.

[Kaere]

Granted! Now you get dizzy from that spinning light all night and you're constantly walking into the door frame.


I wish my holidays were here already.

[Rogue]

Granted! You're fired!



I wish that Kaere is happy when her work realises their very bad decision and offers her job back at even more money.

[Kaere]

!!!! ...oh they totally would lol

Granted! And now Kaere has so much extra time and cashola, that she's insisting on visiting Perth and keeping Rogue up til all hours playing Tiddlywinks.


I wish I didn't need some new shoes.

[TrueCrazyLion]

Granted! But now you find you're suddenly bored with your current ones.




I wish the spider on my living room ceiling would stop gravitating towards the bit of ceiling directly above where I'm sitting.

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