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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Kaere on Sat Jun 30, 2018 8:59 am

Granted! That spider was trying to make a play in the Tiddleywinks Invitational but was scuppered by the opposing running back. He's back on the bench for a well deserved Gatorade... lurking and waiting for his next move.

I wish spiders weren't so skittery.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jun 30, 2018 12:31 pm

(Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! I think there was a smackdown)

Granted! But because the new 3-legged spiders are hopeless at spinning webs, the fly population has exploded and now you're constantly pestered by them!


I wish Gatorade was available in stores where I am.
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Post by Kaere on Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:57 am

lol

Granted! Soon you will know the strange flavour of a not sweet not salty but both sweet and salty beverage.

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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Jul 01, 2018 10:17 am

Granted! But said training wheels are the same size as shopping trolley wheels, they squeak loudly, and they basically double the size of the shoes!


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Post by Agartha on Mon Jul 02, 2018 2:10 pm

Granted! It's called 'Speedy Pass to jail' as you'd be arrested as soon as you use it to enter a shop that's closed.



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jul 02, 2018 5:33 pm

Granted! But then Italy won't qualify for the next two.




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Post by Kaere on Mon Jul 02, 2018 9:07 pm

Granted! Your pass allows you full access during regular business hours.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jul 03, 2018 12:53 am

Granted! But the Time Lapse mode is notoriously unreliable and inconsistent, and sometimes it gets jammed on. Relaxation is non-existent whenever that happens!






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Post by Agartha on Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:46 am

Granted!!!!!! ...and I won't spoil it as I live here too lol





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Post by Kaere on Tue Jul 03, 2018 10:24 am

Granted! However it only works one way - you can't get through but all of Narnia's creatures soon find their way in.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:41 am

(Aww Aggie, you're too nice! LOL)

Granted! But you soon find that your apparently bottomless Recycle Bin is in fact acting as a portal and sending all your garbage to Narnia.


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Post by Agartha on Tue Jul 03, 2018 1:01 pm

Granted! Now you have a Thermocouple, a thermometer to measure lava's temperature.... you know, for a volcanic emergency or something.



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:26 pm

(LOL! Actually Dundee Law, which I live on the slopes of, is an extinct volcano, so it's ironic you say that... Definitely hope the Thermocouple would turn out to be useless here!)


Granted! Next time it rains you will have a number of swimming pools in the patio, but they will be on the shallow side and won't be heated; many would call them puddles.




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Post by Agartha on Wed Jul 04, 2018 4:29 pm

(Wow! Never knew there were dormant volcanoes in Scotland!!)


Granted! But the old law that makes it illegal to look after a cow whilst drunk becomes unrepealed. 



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Jul 04, 2018 6:01 pm

(LOL, I meant I wish the extinct volcano which I live on won't become active and erupt again! Law is an old Scottish word meaning hill, I forgot you're not familiar with Scottish wording! My bad)


Granted! But you find it's one which was started and never really used after that, and it has a fiver in it.




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Post by Agartha on Thu Jul 05, 2018 11:58 am

(LOL I actually got that, but once again I played with words and used law as rule instead of hill..... sorry, bad habit). 



Granted! You are now looking forward to an Eastender's marathon on BBC1!



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Jul 05, 2018 5:42 pm

(Nah, you've nothing to be sorry about. I misread. One important law: Never underestimate an Aggie, LOL!)


Granted! But it's a very small one made out of Lego.






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Post by Agartha on Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:27 pm

Granted! But it's of her giving birth....... not a good sight....... lol




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Post by Kaere on Fri Jul 06, 2018 5:47 pm

lol

Granted! However his Scots accent is very broad and you can't be sure if he didn't just ask you to comb his badger?


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Jul 06, 2018 10:58 pm

(LMAO Aggie... Aaaaaaarrrgghh!! That might be the best one yet)


Granted! But you only see him at night... Also, it turns out that this badger is a hardcore party badger which wants to rave up your house all night, every night, and invite every other badger for miles around to join him. :-/




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