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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Jul 18, 2018 10:37 pm

(The soundtrack of my life, maybe... LOLOLOL!)


Granted! But because it's a budget holiday, you get to spend some time beside an abandoned inside-out umbrella with polka dots on it which has filled with rainwater!




I wish I could go snowmobiling.
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Post by Agartha on Thu Jul 19, 2018 12:55 pm

Granted! You now live in Siberia where everyday is snowmobile day.




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Post by Kaere on Thu Jul 19, 2018 1:53 pm

Granted! The overcrowding soon has them spilling out of the windows and running amok at night knocking on doors.


I wish people would stop knocking on my door at night.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Jul 19, 2018 2:57 pm

Granted! But now they bang on your windows instead!




I wish pizzas weren't so calorific.
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Post by Kaere on Fri Jul 20, 2018 8:24 am

Granted! But now you have to eat so many pizzas you soon lose your taste for them and take to eating lima beans instead.


I wish it would rain finally instead of just threatening to.
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Post by Agartha on Fri Jul 20, 2018 2:23 pm

Granted! From tonight it will rain for 40 days like in the Bible and you'll wish you had built your ark.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Jul 20, 2018 5:54 pm

Granted! But now they are all crazy colours with even crazier zigzag patterns on them!



I wish I had the staying power to concentrate on something for hours at a time.
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Post by Kaere on Sat Jul 21, 2018 1:57 am

Granted! You can now get a full eight hours sleep without waking up in the middle.


I wish I could get to sleep tonight.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:51 am

Granted! But you keep waking up in the middle like I used to.



I wish my washing machine also tumble-dried clothes.
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Post by Kaere on Sat Jul 21, 2018 2:02 pm

Granted! However because of a computer glitch, now your machine tries to both wash and dry at the same time.


I wish I had a more vibrant social life.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Agartha on Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:03 pm

Granted! You will now be invited to all teenage house parties in your neighbourhood.




I wish I had a better hoover (vacuum cleaner).
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jul 21, 2018 7:01 pm

Granted! Now you have a special one-off Hoover which is powered by an internal black hole. Unfortunately the suction is so strong it rips all your carpets and flooring up!



I wish I could read music more easily.
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Post by Kaere on Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:09 am

Granted! Now you can't read a regular book without hearing music in your head.


I wish I could have breakfast in bed without having to make it.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Jul 22, 2018 1:36 pm

Granted! But it's so good, you end up going back to sleep again afterwards and missing part of the day.



I wish being in debt didn't make it difficult to get a credit card.
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Post by Agartha on Sun Jul 22, 2018 2:58 pm

Granted! Now you have three maxed out credit cards and it will only take you 275 years to pay it all! 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Jul 22, 2018 6:20 pm

Granted! But now you have to stay late at work sometimes... You find you have to move a sleeping bag there!


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Post by Kaere on Mon Jul 23, 2018 2:48 pm

Granted! Pretty soon you have so many things you can't control all the dust *kachoo!*


I wish I had a dustmask.
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Post by Agartha on Mon Jul 23, 2018 4:00 pm

Granted! But it's an actual mask made of dust and it's very itchy!





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jul 23, 2018 5:08 pm

Granted! But it's a tiny one made out of Lego and it keeps ending up on the floor, where you keep accidentally stepping on it in the dark.



I wish the pretty label that came with my WorldCup T-shirt, which is a collage of WorldCup posters from various years, was a full-size poster.
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Post by Agartha on Tue Jul 24, 2018 6:31 am

Granted! It is now a poster, one single poster that belongs to a private collector who will never sell it.




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