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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Agartha on Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:16 am

Granted! But once you do everything else seems tedious to talk about......




I wish I had a holiday home in the South of Italy..........
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Kaere on Wed Aug 08, 2018 6:48 am

Granted! Unfortunately you lose the front door key while you're staying there and the local locksmith is gone for the summer... so because you can't lock the door, you can't leave!


I wish I were a locksmith.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Aug 08, 2018 8:59 am

Granted! But unfortunately you specialise in keypad code locks. Where the code is binary.



I with my flat had a keypad code lock on the door.
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Post by Kaere on Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:44 pm

Granted! The code is 11001010110010 and every time you make it to the last '1' you miss it and type a '0' instead... start over again!


I wish Lion didn't mess up his code so often.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Agartha on Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:43 am

Granted! But now he messes up with his bank card pin and cannot withdraw money at all!




I wish I was a make up artist......
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Aug 13, 2018 6:03 pm

(LOL, trips into my nearest bank branch to withdraw cash FTW!)


Granted! But this makeup looks a lot like spraypaint.






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Post by Kaere on Tue Aug 14, 2018 1:27 am

Granted! However you're so transfixed now most nights that you keep bumping into light poles on your way home.


I wish lightpoles were made of squishy pillows.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Aug 14, 2018 6:58 am

(LMAO! I've actually done that before, a number of times - embarrassing)


Granted! But due to the lack of structural rigidity they keep falling over. There are major streetlighting issues... Homeless people love it though!




I wish car horns would automatically go mute within a 1km radius vicinity of my flat.
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Post by Kaere on Tue Aug 14, 2018 9:26 am

Granted! But now you never know when your friends arrive to pick you up Sad


I wish I was a car horn.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Aug 14, 2018 10:41 pm

Granted! But you are one that makes comedy honk noises.



I wish I was a comedy honk horn.
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Post by Kaere on Wed Aug 15, 2018 2:40 pm

Granted! Oh no... your poor bruised tushie Sad


I wish Lion's awooga wasn't bruised.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Agartha on Sat Aug 18, 2018 3:44 pm

Granted! But now he has forgotten what an awooga is.......




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Post by Kaere on Sat Aug 18, 2018 6:35 pm

Granted! But now it never cools down and it's always too hot to drink.


I wish I had more storage in my bathroom.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Aug 18, 2018 7:27 pm

(LMAO at the awooga tushie!)

Granted! But the new storage cupboard is on your bathroom ceiling :-/



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Post by Kaere on Sat Aug 18, 2018 11:05 pm

Granted! Now the woman just won't leave you alone. It's 'Come give me snugglebunnies, Lion!!' at all hours of the night.

I wish I had a onesie.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Aug 19, 2018 4:55 am

(LOL, I can actually imagine this, and it would do my head in... Eventually! Hehehe)


Granted! But due to terrible build quality it keeps transforming itself into a twosie, then into a threesie, and so on. By the time it becomes an elevensie you're furious!




I wish I could have my windows open without having to hear annoying city noises louder.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Agartha on Wed Aug 22, 2018 4:54 am

Granted! Now you are deaf. 
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I wish I didn't have an unexplained allergy.....
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:13 pm

Granted! But now you have every explained allergy known to science, and you have to live in a cleanroom.



I wish I could live in a motorhome/RV.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Kaere on Fri Aug 24, 2018 8:00 pm

Granted! In order to be comfortable, your new RV changes shape until it's roughly the size of a house.


I wish Lion's house didn't look like an RV from the outside.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Kaere on Wed Sep 12, 2018 6:12 pm

Granted! But now it looks like a ladies handbag.


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