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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Sep 12, 2018 7:49 pm

(Hey K, didn't mean to let the thread go quiet - I was guessing the last wish was intended for somebody else to reply to, but then nobody did so wasn't sure what to do LOL)

Granted! But you have to travel to Sweden each time you want to have them, and the air travel costs soon become astronomical!




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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Kaere on Wed Sep 12, 2018 8:40 pm

Anyone can answer, whenever Smile it's all good.

Granted! But now you need your Masters... get writing!


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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Sep 12, 2018 9:57 pm

Granted! But the massive shift in tectonic plates required to cause Sweden to break away from the rest of Scandinavia and travel across the Atlantic to rest up against Canada has triggered earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and tsunamis everywhere - and OMG, Yellowstone has just erupted!


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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Kaere on Wed Sep 12, 2018 10:25 pm

Granted! It's so erratic, you find your putts keep going missing.


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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Sep 13, 2018 12:40 am

Granted! But now the dentist is closed altogether, and you can't visit when you most need to.



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Post by Kaere on Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:00 pm

Granted! You manage to do this by a new science called "ringing up your mates"... amazing stuff.


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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:32 pm

Granted! But now they start bumping into each other in mid-air, they grow in size just like hailstones, they eventually turn into massive snowballs, and you get smacked by them whenever you go outside!


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Post by Kaere on Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:50 pm

Granted! It consists of two regular sofas lying beside each other making a bed size section in the middle.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Sep 14, 2018 12:53 am

Granted! But it's a Davenport of the antique desk variety, and not that great for sleeping on.



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Post by Kaere on Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:55 pm

Granted! Now you sleep in blocks of time, like papers that have been sorted into a... sorter lol


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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Sep 15, 2018 6:06 pm

Granted! But you soon find that spending all day, everyday in bed gets boring.



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Post by Kaere on Sat Sep 15, 2018 7:39 pm

Granted! What use you have for sorting jellybeans, I will never know...


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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Sep 16, 2018 7:12 am

(Guess I could be Ronald Reagan's personal jellybean sorter in the White House... Ugh, missed the bus there! LOL)


Granted! But the bag bursts, just as you're walking past a drain cover...




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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Kaere on Sun Sep 16, 2018 1:43 pm

Granted! You will forever be known as the Bustless Baggy King


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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Sep 16, 2018 4:20 pm

Granted! You can hold your breath for exactly 5 minutes. But they are 5 Mercury minutes, where a Mercury year is 88 days instead of 365.



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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Kaere on Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:43 pm

Granted! Too bad now you can never blink!


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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Sep 16, 2018 10:49 pm

Granted! But the energy you expend by blinking in Morse Code makes you so sleepy so quickly, the dots and dashes always give way to a solid sound similar to what you hear on TV after the channel has shut down for the night - and this always happens before you've finished blinking the message you want to.


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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by Kaere Yesterday at 3:00 pm

Granted! Now it keeps you up all night *tappitytappity*


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