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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:45 am

(LOLOLOLOLOL! LMAO! Well played)


Granted! But now your heart is achy and breaky, and suddenly Billy Ray Cyrus has enough inspiration to write a whole new album.




I wish downloading free music was more straightforward.
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Post by Kaere on Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:21 am

Granted! Now it happens automatically every time you think of a song however your music storage soon freezes up every time you get a song stuck in your head.

I wish more people understood me.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:50 am

(Awww snap! Know that feeling very well)

Granted! But now you have many more friendships, none of them are as meaningful as your previous ones.


I wish I had my own proper PC, as opposed to a laptop.
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Post by Kaere on Mon Sep 24, 2018 1:34 pm

Granted! Unfortunately it is a cast off from a mad professor who installed legs to make it portable... and now it is forever trying to walk out your front door to see the world.


I wish my hair was not grey.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:05 pm

Granted! But now it's peroxide blonde like Paris Hilton's, and you keep getting followed everywhere by cute little dogs.



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Post by Kaere on Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:36 am

Granted! But the clanging from the tiny ball & chain attached to it's power source is keeping you up at night.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:28 pm

Granted! But they are attached to earmuffs with pom-poms the size a cheerleader would use, giving you an appearance pretty similar to Mickey Mouse when you're wearing them.



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Post by Kaere on Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:27 am

Granted! Too little, too late you realize you could sell the designer label for more than the glasses are worth.

I wish the sun was shining.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:42 pm

Granted! The sun is shining at the summit of Everest most of the time.



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Post by Kaere on Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:26 am

Granted! But your new furniture comes complete with the original owner, Elmer, dressed in an undershirt, boxers, and black socks, sitting in your 'new' armchair. With the newspaper.


I wish... it was Friday already.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:54 pm

Granted! It's Friday already in Australia, but Canada has to wait another 9 hours or so, even if you're in the most eastern parts.



I wish I had a pet alpaca.
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Post by Kaere on Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:19 pm

(I am -7 gmt right now so I have to wait 11 hrs 40 mins!)

Granted! But your apartment is soon overtaken by amateur alpaca wool weavers walking all over Elmer's furniture!

I wish I had a picture of Lion's apartment full of alpacas.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:17 pm

Granted! But it's a picture taken from outside:




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Post by Kaere on Fri Sep 28, 2018 6:36 am

lol!!

Granted! But you soon realize it's because you stop drinking so much.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Sep 28, 2018 2:16 pm

Granted! But now alpaca fashion is being considered more important than human fashion, and finding decent clothes is becoming more and more difficult!


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Post by Kaere on Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:52 pm

Granted! You soon win the olympics but the tea you had before the race makes your drug test show positive and you lose your medal Sad


I wish I had a cup of performance enhancing tea.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Sep 30, 2018 3:46 am

Granted! But one side-effect it has is that you suddenly become preoccupied with winning the Tour De France 7 times, and that becomes your new mission in life at the expense of everything else.



I wish I had my own alpaca farm.
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Post by Kaere on Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:01 pm

Sounds more like my husband lolol

Granted! Your alpacas soon breed like bunnies and they have taken over your farm, house, and bathroom!


I wish Lion had more than one bathroom.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:34 pm

(Aw no, it was only meant as a Lance Armstrong reference LOL)

Granted! Now the lack of privacy during the day makes me too nervous to use any of them till night time:




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I wish my new accommodation had more privacy.
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Post by Kaere on Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:05 am

Granted! This privacy consists of turning off all the lights and now you keep stubbing your toe *ouch*


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