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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Oct 05, 2018 12:33 pm

Granted! But since that requires going back in time, some of us don't like our new ages so much LOL - and none of us know each other yet!



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Post by Kaere on Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:02 pm

Granted! Too bad the garlic tea you scoffed down to get rid of it makes you a lil bit stinky.

I wish... people would always remember to knock before they open a closed door.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Oct 05, 2018 9:20 pm

Granted! But now they just keep knocking on the door and refuse to come in - even after they eventually open the door, they still keep knocking on the door frame.



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Post by Kaere on Sat Oct 06, 2018 8:52 pm

Granted! You soon go blind from all the fan-selfie camera flashes... Sad


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Oct 07, 2018 12:33 pm

Granted! But you wake up seeing the clock and thinking it's time to get up, when in fact it's still evening and you have 12 hours to wait!
(This actually happened to me last Saturday night - I really have no idea how)


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Post by Kaere on Tue Oct 09, 2018 12:16 pm

Granted! They soon malfunction so they're always tinted dark and people keep asking if you're Stevie Wonder.


I wish I was Stevie Wonder.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Oct 09, 2018 7:54 pm

Granted! But now you're so busy doing shows and recording new material that you don't get any chance to have a private life at all.




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Post by Kaere on Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:04 am

Granted! Now you haven't got enough money to buy a case and your phone screen smashes the first time you drop it.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Oct 10, 2018 6:31 pm

Granted! But now it doesn't cool down by itself at all and you need an extra freezer just for meal cooling!



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Post by Kaere on Thu Oct 11, 2018 9:55 am

Granted! You agree to lock yourself in an old castle overnight and you get such a bad scare that your hair turns instantly white!


I wish I could go into a cartoon.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Oct 11, 2018 5:24 pm

Granted! But that cartoon is the Family Guy episode "Road To The Multiverse" and you become trapped in it!



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Post by Kaere on Sat Oct 13, 2018 9:26 am

Granted! By year 9 you look significantly different than your photo and the new English Border Guard refuses to let you visit Sad


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Oct 14, 2018 10:34 am

Granted! Now Canada is the same size as Wales, but it keeps the same population, the vast majority of it is covered in cities, and you see so much of your friends and family that you start to get fed up of seeing them!


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Post by Kaere on Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:29 am

Granted! Too bad it's a little tiny clown motorbike.


I wish I had clown hair.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Oct 15, 2018 5:34 pm

Granted! But the bright pink and yellow hair dye is permanent, and it makes you look like a human highlighter pen!




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Post by Kaere on Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:48 am

Granted! Unfortunately, it's all you have and it makes it difficult for people to take your upcoming thesis seriously.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Oct 17, 2018 5:50 pm

Granted! But it soon develops OCD, objects to you living in it since it views people as a source of dirt, and changes the locks on its doors!



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Post by Kaere on Thu Oct 18, 2018 11:29 am

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Granted! However, they also write your thoughts in the air above your head and everyone knows you're craving jalapeno poppers!


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:10 pm

(LMAO!! Perfect comeback. Back of the net! Very Happy)


Granted! But now it gets called Frappuchocolate and isn't particularly popular since it needs to be defrosted before it can be drunk.




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Post by Kaere on Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:57 pm

Granted! His name is TrueCrazyLion and I think you already know each other.


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