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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:49 am

Granted! But it turns out to be made of plastic :-/




I wish I had a way of watching Sky channels properly on my TV for free.
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Post by Kaere on Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:15 pm

lol

Granted! Your bills now go to your neighbour and he pays them for years thinking he must've forgotten to send in the cheque.

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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Oct 24, 2018 12:01 am

Granted! But you might feel a wee bit embarrassed to know that it's Europe's biggest media company and pay-TV broadcaster:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sky_plc 



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Post by Kaere on Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:34 am

Why would I be embarassed? lol


Granted! But now it's locked in and you can't ever deviate.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Oct 31, 2018 4:37 pm

(That's a very good point, I thought Sky must be really well-known worldwide but just because it is in Europe, won't automatically apply to anywhere else. Sorry K. Bad assumption on my part. I'm now embarrassed, and that's good Karma!)


Granted! But now everyone who sees you wants to take a selfie with you in your costume, and it's preventing you from going where you want when you're out!




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Post by Agartha on Fri Nov 02, 2018 2:24 pm

Granted! Now you don't have any spare clothes and you have to go about naked whilst you wait for the only clothes you have to dry!



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Nov 03, 2018 12:48 pm

Granted! But the massive slowing down of the Earth’s spin in order to create 100-hour days causes a plethora of unforeseen issues.


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Post by Agartha on Sun Nov 04, 2018 5:14 am

Granted! But they only deliver for free to Inverness.... and that's a looong way for you to walk there to get it!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Nov 04, 2018 4:00 pm

Granted! But the New Year in question is the Chinese one :-/



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Post by Agartha on Mon Nov 05, 2018 2:50 pm

Granted! Now every morning you'll receive 20 tonnes of fresh fruit delivered straight to your kitchen!(and struggle to find your kettle under so much fruit).



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Nov 06, 2018 12:10 am

Granted! But it’s a remote control scale model Transit van, and not actually able to transport that much at once.


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Post by Agartha on Tue Nov 06, 2018 9:32 am

Granted! Your kettle now makes coffee... but it has developed a taste for it and drinks it before you manage to get it.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Nov 06, 2018 4:26 pm

(LOL!)

Granted! But it only applies on Halloween!



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Post by Agartha on Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:34 am

Granted! your Winters are now full of sunny days and your Summers cold and snowy.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:00 pm

Granted! But now your service provider charges you extra for your TV service instead.




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Post by Agartha on Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:23 pm

LOL Granted! Now it's full of carrots!





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Nov 08, 2018 6:19 pm

Granted! But now you have hundreds of movies instead!



I wish I had more classic movie channels.
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Post by Agartha on Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:56 pm

Granted! Now your channels include Canal Hollywood, which plays great classic movies in Spanish and Portuguese..... and Cine Mo in Filipino language!




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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Nov 10, 2018 4:41 am

(LOL, that's brilliant about Canal Hollywood channel... Even the English Wiki page on it is written in poor grammar which looks like a Latino person could've written it with the word-by-word translation! Very Happy)


Granted! But you need a giant hamster wheel to do them, and getting one of those is a nightmare!




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Post by Agartha on Sat Nov 10, 2018 3:21 pm

(hahaha imagine getting a giant hamster wheel!)


Granted! But now you are eating too much carotene and that's giving your skin a orange hue.... just like a president we know.



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