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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Nov 10, 2018 6:12 pm

(I love the mental images this game triggers, LMAO!)

(Nooo, anyone but Trump!! LOL)

Granted! But it’s, annoyingly, just slightly too small for you to squeeze into.






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Post by Agartha on Sun Nov 11, 2018 3:12 pm

Granted! Now you have a condition called Argyria, and your skin is blue/grey!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Nov 11, 2018 11:05 pm

Granted! But now you inexplicably forget how to do your makeup.




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Post by Agartha on Tue Nov 13, 2018 4:25 pm

Granted! But Joey from Friends is your tutor.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:54 pm

(Eyyy! How you doin?????)


Granted! But it's a cuddly toy one.



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Post by Agartha on Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:39 pm

Granted! But the world in question is Mercury.





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:07 pm

Granted! But it's Carob chocolate.



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Post by Agartha on Thu Nov 15, 2018 12:28 pm

(Now I don't want the fountain anymore! lol)



Granted! But it's a wax tablet like the ones Romans and ancient Egyptians used 2000 years ago.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Nov 15, 2018 1:07 pm

(LOL, I recently thought this myself, how "tablets" have kinda come full circle since ancient times. The more things change the more they stay the same, it seems!)


Granted! But you also get amnesia whenever trying to apply those premonitions.




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Post by Agartha on Sat Nov 17, 2018 4:53 pm

Granted! Now they are lime green with purple polka dots (pls take a pic of you wearing them lol).




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Nov 17, 2018 11:12 pm

(LMAO, if I ever come across a pair like that, that sounds like a plan! And agreed on the Christmas songs)

Granted! But now they keep being played till the end of March.



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Post by Agartha on Sun Nov 18, 2018 5:03 pm

Granted! But now your kettle is regurgitating the coffee  and spitting it out all over  your kitchen!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Nov 18, 2018 7:38 pm

(I think that Shima kettle has serious issues and might need professional help. LOL)


Granted! But in order to avoid them you'll have to avoid visiting anywhere with a warm and sunny climate... Hope you enjoy permanently staying in Scotland!



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Post by Agartha on Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:06 pm

(LOL Scotland has always been my favourite place in the whole wide world... I absolutely love it here ♥)



Granted! But that channel is only available if you live in Skegness.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Nov 19, 2018 4:20 pm

(OK, that one backfired. LOL!)


Granted! But now you have an irrational hatred of them, and everyone wonders why you keep wanting to destroy fleecy pyjamas!



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Post by Agartha on Tue Nov 20, 2018 5:33 pm

Granted! Now all you have to do is come up with £5000 to pay for the flight, hotel and tickets to the Grand Prix. 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Nov 20, 2018 8:16 pm

Granted! But they shrink in the wash and come out stained purple.



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Post by Agartha on Wed Nov 21, 2018 4:58 pm

(That would actually happen at my job! lol)


Granted! A local company will dry clean it for free.... but then won't give it back if you don't give them a compulsory tip of £50.



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Nov 21, 2018 5:53 pm

Granted! But now you get sleepy at 10AM instead, and get so tired you immediately fall asleep at work.



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Post by Agartha on Thu Nov 22, 2018 4:29 pm

(Wouldn't that be soooo cool?)


Granted! But it's an 'office space program'... for office workers....




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