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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Nov 22, 2018 9:32 pm

(That sounds realistic for our space program. Think you've clicked pretty well with the Scottish sense of humour!)


Granted! But now you have backache and neck-ache.


(I hope that toothache goes away though, they're horrific)



I wish my new flat had good downstairs neighbours.
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Post by Agartha on Sat Nov 24, 2018 12:48 pm

(hahaha I love the Scottish sense of humour!... and thanks, toothache is horrendous!).


Granted! Your downstairs neighbours are really good....at making trouble.



I wish my room wasn't a dead spot for our WiFi!
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:13 am

(Again, bang on... Think they might be junkies)


Granted! But it's because the WiFi stops working altogether!






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Post by Agartha on Sun Nov 25, 2018 1:36 pm

Granted! But the expenses are paid by a drug cartel boss who will make you work in his coca trees plantation.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Nov 25, 2018 3:55 pm

Granted! But they change themselves for sheets of tinfoil!




I wish my local takeaway shop sold milk as one of their cold drinks.
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Post by Agartha on Mon Nov 26, 2018 3:59 pm

Granted! Now they sell milk as a cold drink, but they had to change the menu accordingly and they only do cereals takeaways.




I wish my cup of tea would refill itself with hot tea once I have finished it.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:36 am

Granted! But the tea is darker than usual and has a funny taste... Some would call it coffee, teleported straight from my kettle!



I wish it snowed in Dundee instead of just raining all the time.
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Post by Agartha on Tue Nov 27, 2018 4:52 pm

Granted! Now it will snow 365 days of the year in Dundee... as wished.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:16 pm

Granted! But now you have so many household chores to do, they take up all the extra time and more.





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Post by Agartha on Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:32 pm

Granted! You are now excellent at ironing but awful at brushing your teeth.. so now you have perfectly smooth tops but very bad breath.



I wish the minty freshness of toothpaste lasted all day in the mouth.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:58 pm

(Eww, that's proper gross LOL!)

Granted! But in order to achieve this, you have to keep toothpaste-flavoured mouthwash on you throughout the day - which your work colleagues somehow mistake for Aftershock.


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Post by Agartha on Thu Nov 29, 2018 2:48 pm

Granted! But it's only less stressful if you move between 0200 and 0210.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Nov 29, 2018 9:42 pm

Granted! But now it's a coldroom, and you have to build an igloo to sleep in.



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Post by Agartha on Sat Dec 01, 2018 4:29 pm

Granted! Now your hair grows so fast people think you are Cousin Itt!




I wish my hair grew slower.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Dec 01, 2018 5:50 pm

(LOL)


Granted! But now it grows at the rate of 0.62965492 centimetres per year, which is maybe a bit too slow.




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Post by Agartha on Sun Dec 02, 2018 4:59 pm

Granted! And your co-host is Nigel Farage. 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Dec 03, 2018 1:45 am

(LMAO, you and your Nigel Farage obsession!)


Granted! But now sarcasm is considered normal humour, in order to be different, comedians everywhere are reading out Christmas cracker jokes and considering them awesomely funny and edgy. :-/




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Post by Agartha on Mon Dec 03, 2018 11:56 am

(hahaha obsessed but not in a positive way)



Granted! You can now drive a dodgem car with your provisional licence! 



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Dec 03, 2018 3:33 pm

(LOL, I always think he looks more like a frog than a human being)


Granted! But dinner is now overdone, as the temperature needed to cook it in a fraction of a second also carbonises it.




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Post by Agartha on Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:28 pm

Granted! But now you have to pay your neighbour's gas and they have a penthouse and 12 people living there!




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