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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:21 am

Granted! But it turns out to be Fool's Gold. Although occasionally you get one that's made out of gold tinfoil.



I wish I owned a goose that lays chocolate Easter eggs covered in gold tinfoil.
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Post by Agartha on Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:59 am

Granted! But, due to nature's thermodynamic laws, the chocolate is all melted by the time the egg has popped out. 




I wish I could clone myself so I could do everything I have to do in a fraction of the time it would normally take....
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Dec 05, 2018 8:31 am

Granted! But instead of doing what you have to do, your clone completes the Rubik's Cube at her first attempt and then starts entering and winning Cube competitions, and it drives you nuts!



I wish I had my own clarinet.
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Post by Agartha on Wed Dec 05, 2018 3:53 pm

Granted! But only a 5 year old can play it.... and we all know how five year old play the clarinet... (pass the ear plugs please lol).




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:53 am

Granted! But now she's become a top Pool player, and has started winning Pool championships!



I wish food from my local 24H Bakery was much cheaper.
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Post by Agartha on Thu Dec 06, 2018 4:44 pm

Granted! It is a lot cheaper but you have to bake it yourself!




I wish my clone would stop entering any type of competitions or championships!
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Dec 07, 2018 2:52 am

Granted! But now she finds out she has an exceptional talent for songwriting and clarinet playing, goes into the recording studio, and next thing - Boom! She has a 5-album record deal!



I wish the clarinet was considered a rock'n'roll musical instrument.
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Post by Agartha on Fri Dec 07, 2018 5:10 pm

Granted! In 1970 the clarinet was considered a rock n' roll instrument.




I wish it would stop raining!
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:02 am

Granted! But now it won't rain at all, and Scotland eventually becomes drier than the Atacama Desert.



I wish mornings here weren't sooo dark in December.
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Post by Agartha on Sat Dec 08, 2018 12:02 pm

Granted! From tomorrow mornings will not be soooo dark but just regular dark.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Dec 08, 2018 3:04 pm

Granted! It comes flying straight to your house - and then bounces off your living room window with a resounding smack.

(PS - Hope that's not too brutal! I mean it in a purely slapstick comedy way, LOL)


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Post by Agartha on Sun Dec 09, 2018 4:01 pm

(Not brutal at all... I have lived in rough areas! lol)



Granted! But it has a 1000 watt bulbs and your neighbours start complaining about the blinding light coming from your flat!



I wish I was off again tomorrow.....
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:04 am

(That makes two of us, ha... Wonder how they compare with the rough parts of Dundee. And yay, a clock that doubles as a SAD lamp!)


Granted! But now it suddenly starts pouring with the heaviest rain on record - just for the time that you're off.




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Post by Agartha on Mon Dec 10, 2018 4:37 pm

(you know, that would be bliss: off and raining...perfect to spend the day on the couch reading or watching programs...and baking...)



Granted! But the amount of electricity it now spends is simply not worth it! 



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Dec 10, 2018 5:38 pm

(Nooo, I screwed up! Damn LOL)


Granted! But while the thought is nice, psychological Xmas cards generally aren't appreciated as much as physical ones are.




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Post by Agartha on Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:25 pm

Granted! ....and it leads to Narnia......(pls invite me lol)




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Dec 11, 2018 8:15 pm

(Of course!)


Granted! But now, every 2nd mouthful of food and/or drink they take, they projectile-spit it out again, and this has somehow become the accepted way of eating. Trips to restaurants have just become pretty gross!




I wish I had the coffee machine from a Wetherspoon pub in the kitchen of my new flat.
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Post by Agartha on Wed Dec 12, 2018 12:58 pm

No No No never going to a restaurant again! lol



Granted! But the Wetherspoon pub wants it back tomorrow.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Dec 12, 2018 4:50 pm

Granted! But then you have no family time at night before you fall asleep out of sheer exhaustion!



I wish it didn't cost £100 to hire a van for moving my stuff to my new flat!
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Post by Kaere on Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:48 pm

Granted! It now costs you 200! Oh no!!


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