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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Dec 13, 2018 6:20 am

Granted! They weigh nothing at all in interstellar space, where they're now chasing after the Voyager spacecraft and becoming the 3rd, 4th, 5th...etc man-made objects to leave the known Solar System Sad Sad Sad 


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Post by Kaere on Thu Dec 13, 2018 7:34 am

Granted! But now you have to buy a Scrooge McDuck vault to hold all your savings and it makes getting into the kitchen a tight squeeze.


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Post by Agartha on Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:44 am

Granted! Today you are off, but you are working all weekend!





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Dec 13, 2018 1:16 pm

Granted! But now your card is maxed out!




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Post by Agartha on Thu Dec 13, 2018 3:18 pm

Granted! But by accident you get a 60ft tree that goes through the roof!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Dec 13, 2018 4:37 pm

(Think I'll move that tree to the flat I'm moving out of and see if the landlord notices the difference, LOL)

Granted! But it does it by stealing credit from your other cards!


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Post by Agartha on Fri Dec 14, 2018 5:10 pm

Granted! But it's an invisible microwave and you just cannot find it!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Dec 14, 2018 7:09 pm

Granted! But then the weather turns really nasty and we get a winter that makes the winter of 2010 seem mild! :-/



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Post by Agartha on Sat Dec 15, 2018 4:53 pm

Granted! But yours will be 'Fairytale of Skegness'.





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Dec 15, 2018 7:00 pm

(I actually proper LOL'd! That's brilliant!)


Granted! But because of the monumental rush by everyone to buy the Christmas presents they would've bought in the 9 days that have just gone missing, the economy goes into meltdown and there's another, even more severe, Credit Crunch!




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Post by Agartha on Sun Dec 16, 2018 2:40 pm

Granted! But now you'll love Christmas adverts so much you only ever watch them... on youtube... on replay...




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Dec 16, 2018 7:17 pm

Granted! But the New Year in question is 2022, and you soon get bored and skint all at once.



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Post by Agartha on Mon Dec 17, 2018 4:22 pm

Skint I can become.... bored never! lol


Granted! Now all you need is a Pontificial letter signed personally by the Pope and authorized by Queen Elizabeth. 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Dec 17, 2018 7:30 pm

Granted! But now your neighbour's garden is a right state, and they really aren't happy!



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Post by Agartha on Tue Dec 18, 2018 4:50 pm

Granted! Now you get a free pass to Travelodge toilets all over the world. 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Dec 18, 2018 5:33 pm

Granted! But now they blow raspberries loudly instead. Merry Christmas!



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Post by Agartha on Wed Dec 19, 2018 3:38 pm

Granted! But it can only foretell your neighbour's future.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:44 pm

(LOL, think it might be foretelling eviction!)


Granted! But they are monumental biscuits.






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Post by Kaere on Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:53 am

Granted! You now walk out your front door straight across from an erupting Krakatoa (!!!)


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Post by Agartha on Thu Dec 20, 2018 4:27 pm

Granted! But you can only refill them with Brussels sprouts.





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