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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Dec 20, 2018 6:39 pm

Granted! But you’re a basic astronomer who thinks she’s discovered that Earth has a new Moon... :-/



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Post by Agartha on Fri Dec 21, 2018 5:00 pm

(LOL not a very good astronomer eh?  Razz)



Granted! Now you are less tired than tomorrow....




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Dec 22, 2018 2:47 am

(It wasn't what I considered one of my better comebacks - too cheesy! LOL)


Granted! But now centuries of scientific research and knowledge are redundant Sad




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Post by Agartha on Sat Dec 22, 2018 5:17 pm

Granted! But they are sending ALL deliveries to your house and you get hundreds of people knocking on your door asking for their stuff!



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Post by Kaere on Sat Dec 22, 2018 6:30 pm

Granted! You soon find that hibernating at my house overloads you with chocolate and you can't face eating it again until March.


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:13 pm

Granted! But now all of society in the upper Northern Hemisphere shuts down during the winter months, and it causes worldwide chaos!



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Post by Agartha on Sun Dec 23, 2018 4:29 pm

Granted! They are free of charge but only if you are over 65.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:30 pm

Granted! But they also send themselves, flying through the air, to any random person who takes their fancy. And due to lack of SatNav they have terrible sense of direction, so they'll just bounce off of any window of any building worldwide. Repeatedly. Air Mail just got a whole new worrying meaning!


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Post by Kaere on Wed Dec 26, 2018 9:37 am

Granted! Now they're sold out Sad


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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Dec 26, 2018 2:24 pm

Granted! But due to the massive amount of Christmas dinners being eaten - and lack of exercise - worldwide, there is a new obesity pandemic, and due to medical professionals being constantly off work because of Boxing Day workplace hours, it gets out of control even more quickly!



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Post by Agartha on Wed Dec 26, 2018 5:40 pm

Granted! Now you have unlimited money between 0300 and 0310 during your Christmas break.... you better hurry!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Dec 26, 2018 6:23 pm

Granted! But it's the Christmas Lotto on Farout.




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Post by Agartha on Thu Dec 27, 2018 8:17 am

Granted! But your speed is only 2 MBPs!





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Dec 27, 2018 6:33 pm

(Noooo! LOLZ)


Granted! But it has a safe door, which can only be opened with a code that nobody knows.




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Post by Agartha on Fri Dec 28, 2018 4:38 pm

Granted! You can now focus intensely on a little spider that's staring at you from the ceiling corner. 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Dec 28, 2018 10:14 pm

Granted! You now know everything there is to know, literally, about Nokia mobile phones from 1998.



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Post by Agartha on Sat Dec 29, 2018 12:30 pm

Granted! The cold is gone but now you are sneezing uncontrollably.



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Dec 29, 2018 6:56 pm

Granted! But the rest of the time it goes out into the local community and annoys people by vacuuming their clothes, and only comes home to do your Hoovering every day!



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Post by Agartha on Sun Dec 30, 2018 3:45 am

Granted! But you end up eating so many breakfasts at odd hours that you start getting confused about what time of the day it is!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Dec 30, 2018 7:51 am

Granted! But then you sleep all night too, and wake up confused about what day it is...!



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