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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Apr 09, 2019 6:08 pm

Granted! But it's the last one you threw out, without even realising the door was there.



I wish that when I Tweet Cher, she would notice!
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Post by Agartha on Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:39 pm

Granted! Cher has now noticed and she is getting a restraining order on you for harassment!




I wish that, when I tweet Keanu, he would notice!
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:12 pm

Granted! But he gets freaked out by your Tweets, and blocks you Sad



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Post by Agartha on Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:26 pm

Granted! But they are all senior citizen clubs.




I wish my car was a five seater.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Apr 12, 2019 5:39 pm

Granted! But the extra seat is on the roof, and it means you have to drive it like this:

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I wish my bus pass would renew itself!
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Post by Agartha on Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:23 pm

!!!hahahaha I remember that episode, so funny!! Excellent comeback! 


Granted! Now your bus pass will renew itself, but it only works with Moscow buses.



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Apr 13, 2019 5:36 pm

(Hehehehehehe Very Happy)


Granted! But now they've decided to move into the workplace and actually live there - and they've set up their sleeping bag under your desk.




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Post by Agartha on Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:43 am

Granted! But the 5th seat is so small it can only fit a kitten.





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:55 pm

Granted! But the chemical composition of the perfume is unstable, and it turns out to be highly explosive.



I wish I wasn't feeling so zoned out tonight.
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Post by Agartha on Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:04 pm

Granted! But now you are so alert you spend the night pacing up and down your room. 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:14 pm

Granted! But it turns out to be an inflatable paddling pool, and - OMG! - it springs a leak the first time you use it! Razz


I wish I could have a holiday in Mexico City.
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Post by Agartha on Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:42 pm

Granted! But you are kidnapped by narco gangs as soon as you step outside your hotel.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:40 pm

Granted! But it's in Fukushima.



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Post by Agartha on Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:24 pm

Granted! But it's China Buffet King in Glasgow.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:32 pm

Granted! But you don't have the necessary paperwork, and you soon get done for invasion of privacy Sad


 
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Post by Agartha on Thu Apr 18, 2019 4:03 pm

Granted! But he keeps on leaving his cocaine at your flat and you become paranoid the police will think it's yours!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Apr 19, 2019 9:23 pm

Granted! But now he's turned up at your door, asked to come in, moved into your house and keeps constantly annoying you!



I wish I didn't have split ends.
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Post by Agartha on Sat Apr 20, 2019 3:10 pm

Granted! But now you are bald......





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:10 pm

(Noooooooooo! LOL)


Granted! But you have to move to the Atacama Desert in order to experience it.




I wish Asda sold kids' T-shirts in adult sizes, so I could wear amusing things like this:

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Post by Agartha on Sun Apr 21, 2019 3:26 pm

(They are actually very cute t-shirts!)



Granted! But you are only allowed to wear them with shorts.




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