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Post by Agartha on Tue Jul 16, 2019 2:37 pm

LOL! 


Granted! But then your cheeks will be permanently like this:


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I wish I could play the guitar....
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:45 pm

(LOL... And LMAO at the trumpet too!!)

Granted! But it turns out to be a very small guitar, or even a ukulele.


I wish I could play the recorder.
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Post by Agartha on Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:05 pm

Granted! But all that blowing once again: not good for your cheeks!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Jul 17, 2019 4:29 pm

Granted! But Ivanka Trump keeps interrupting you by blowing raspberries whenever you say anything.



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Post by Agartha on Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:25 pm

Granted! But it is not a return journey.... you go, you stay.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Jul 18, 2019 5:33 pm

Granted! But as soon as it gets delivered to you, its magical powers disappear and it turns into an ordinary DeLorean.



I wish I had a DeLorean!
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Post by Agartha on Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:12 pm

Granted! But it's a gold one and people stare when you drive by...





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Jul 19, 2019 6:30 pm

Granted! But it stops working while you’re there, and you end up stranded far away in time... And cold!



I wish Aggie could get her time machine fixed!
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Post by Agartha on Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:51 am

Granted! And 'oh what a surprise' no spoilers for your wish! lol




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jul 22, 2019 8:42 am

(Damnit! LOL)

Granted! But then all kinds of really freaky things start happening to everyone!


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Post by Agartha on Mon Jul 22, 2019 2:33 pm

Granted! But you only have a licence to record Church songs.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jul 22, 2019 5:14 pm

Granted! But these Church songs sound so depressing that your experience of listening to them is a horrific one!



I wish my sleeping bag would transform itself into a massive comfortable tent on command.
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Post by Agartha on Tue Jul 23, 2019 10:10 am

Granted! But the tent is so massive it won't fit in your flat!





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jul 23, 2019 5:15 pm

Granted! But when you turn up to see it, it turns out to be my oversize sleeping bag tent after I sold it on EBay!



I wish the sky was darker tonight without the city light pollution, so I could get a proper look at the stars.
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Post by Agartha on Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:40 pm

Granted! But then you realize Chicken Little is observing the sky next to you and you panic and start wondering whether the sky is falling....



I wish Lion could tell us if the sky was falling..........
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:25 am

Granted! But I tell you in riddles that keep you guessing.



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Post by Agartha on Thu Jul 25, 2019 1:24 pm

Granted! But you won't be allowed in the Red Zone and the Smoking zone! 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Jul 25, 2019 5:45 pm

Granted! But you forget them again before you get a chance to buy your ticket.



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Post by Agartha on Fri Jul 26, 2019 3:56 pm

Granted! But they move by themselves because they have been possessed by an evil spirit who decides to take residence in your bathroom bin!



I wish News channels were only allowed to show good / positive / happy news!
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:44 pm

(LOLOLOL, that's both hilarious and terrifying all at once!)


Granted! You get one News channel which does this. But this is a News channel which you have to create yourself, as well as choosing what News stories to report, and then being the newsreader!




I wish my Sky TV channel subscription included Agartha News!
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