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Post by Agartha on Sat Jul 27, 2019 2:09 pm

LOL Granted! But she won't have the money or the time to create and direct 'Good Vibes News' channel for a loooong time.




I wish the moon was made of cheese.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:53 pm

Granted! But the cheese in question is brunost, which is highly flammable, so now no spacecraft will be able to go near it!



I wish I had my own mountain bike which created its own perfect cycling weather by making an oasis of warm sunny weather wherever I go on it.
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Post by Agartha on Sun Jul 28, 2019 5:05 am

Granted! But it only works on February 29th.




I wish we could meet the man on the moon.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Jul 28, 2019 5:58 pm

Granted! But meeting Buzz Aldrin turns out to be less exciting than you hoped!



I wish the Moon had an atmosphere.
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Post by Agartha on Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:21 pm

Granted! But it has the same atmosphere as Venus! (made up mostly of CO2 with clouds made of sulfuric acid).




I wish humans were able to breath underwater too.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jul 30, 2019 8:28 pm

Granted! But we can only breathe out once underwater, and after that we start having pretty major issues.



I wish my hair would grow faster!
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Post by Agartha on Wed Jul 31, 2019 4:15 pm

Granted! Now it grows 0.01mm faster per month.





I wish I had a superpower.......
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Jul 31, 2019 5:32 pm

Granted! But your superpower is the ability to make lightbulbs spontaneously explode, you can’t control it, and it happens to every light in the same room as you which is turned on!


I wish I had my own Chemistry set.
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Post by Agartha on Thu Aug 01, 2019 8:03 am

(LOL no superpowers then... thank you....)



Granted! But it's the famous (or infamous) Iranian 'Plutonium enrichment Chemistry set'. 





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:59 pm

(You sound a bit annoyed? Sorry if I got it wrong... Text can be easy to misinterpret sometimes I guess. LOL at the chemistry set comeback!)

Granted! But in order to do this, you have to move into a tent.


I wish my garden had a crazy golf course in it!
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Post by Agartha on Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:15 am

(Annoyed? no, not at all, why did you think that??  Your comebacks are always very funny!!... See, if I add a LOL it means I'm laughing... LOL...  Razz)



Granted! But you have to pay the council £15 each time you want to use it.



I wish the coffee I just dropped on the floor would clean itself......
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Aug 02, 2019 11:11 am

(Aww that’s so cool to hear! I think I misread when you sarcastically said thank you, as sometimes people do that when they’re annoyed at something the other person didn’t do... Totally a brain freeze on my part. Understood on the LOL, LOL!)

Granted! But after sooking itself up off the floor, it splatters itself all over the ceiling!


I wish there was a 24Hour bakery in my new cul-de-sac.
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Post by Agartha on Sun Aug 04, 2019 3:35 pm

Granted!  But it's close 24 hours a day.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:42 pm

Granted! But once you are, the confidence boost you get from sitting higher up goes to your head, and you soon lose your licence for treating every drive like a Grand Prix and driving like Gilles Villeneuve!


I wish I had my own Kindle.
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Post by Agartha on Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:26 am

Granted! But you lost the charger.





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Aug 06, 2019 5:35 am

Granted But all the books in it are about BoJo, Trump, Ann Widdecombe and Nigel Farage!



I wish I had my own Nook.
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Post by Agartha on Tue Aug 06, 2019 4:15 pm

(I will burn my library down!!!!!!  With immediate effect!!!LOL)


Granted! But you lost the charger! See, you carried your Kindle and Nook chargers in one small plastic bag which you forgot on a bus and you can't remember where and when!



I wish Lion would call the bus company to inquire about his chargers.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Aug 06, 2019 7:26 pm

(LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Hehehehe Very Happy)

Granted! But they lost the chargers as well!



I wish I had one single charger which can be used to charge all my devices with.
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Post by Agartha on Thu Aug 08, 2019 3:15 pm

Granted! But they only sell it in Ebay Russia........ and it's pick up only.




I wish Crunchy Nuts was recommended by dietitians to lose weight!
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:20 pm

Granted! But they also recommend that you exercise every day by dancing - while dressed up as a Russian doll, like the woman in the Crunchy Nut ad.

I wish Aggie would post a “Keep Fit” video of her new exercise regime!
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