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Post by Agartha on Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:08 pm

Razz Granted! But then the Russians get offended and she ends up fearing for her life.



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:25 pm

Granted! But the money in question is pre-Decimalisation UK money which isn't legal tender anymore.



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Post by Agartha on Sat Aug 10, 2019 1:33 pm

Granted! But the birds eat them all.





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:00 pm

Granted! But they've shrunk in the wash and become Dictaphone-cassettes, which are even more difficult to listen to!



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Post by Agartha on Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:15 am

Granted! But they can only play backwards and you start hearing Satanic messages......  Twisted Evil




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Aug 11, 2019 9:21 am

(Me too, I wrote diaries from the age of 11 onwards, most of which seem to have gone missing since... There's something inherently special about them)

Granted! But they are in a safe which you forgot the combination to!


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Post by Agartha on Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:36 pm

Granted! But they have all been accidentally erased. 





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Aug 13, 2019 8:59 pm

(Noooooooooo! LOL)


Granted! But you find that you're missing out on some good laughs, as he's changed now, and the things he says tend to be filthy, smutty and politically incorrect.

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Post by Agartha on Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:36 pm

(I think I would get along really well with him! LOL)



Granted! But you forgot the capital F and you soon realize you have 'the' Foxes living next door.... a family of 7!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:53 pm

Granted! But it happens to be DIY at making fireworks, which isn’t particularly practical!



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Post by Agartha on Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:30 pm

Granted! But the bass booms so loud the neighbours call the Bomb Squad everytime you play music. 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Aug 17, 2019 8:55 pm

Granted! But now they're nearly a foot long and they're scaring everybody!



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Post by Agartha Yesterday at 3:33 pm

Granted! But he'll invite you over and feed you tree branches! (did you ever watch that episode? LOL)




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Post by TrueCrazyLion Today at 3:05 am

(LOLZ, yep, the "Twiglets" which were actually twigs... One of my favourite episodes! Very Happy)


Granted! But now they've mysteriously gone bright blue.




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Post by Agartha Today at 3:46 pm

Granted! Now you have no eyebrows.




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