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Post by Agartha on Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:52 am

Granted! From now on every 10.000 nights you book, you get 1 night free.



I wish this headache would go away..........
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Sep 06, 2019 1:11 pm

Granted! But now you have a very itchy nose.



I wish I wasn't so bored!
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Post by Agartha on Fri Sep 06, 2019 3:21 pm

Granted! Now you are simply uninterested and slightly catatonic. 




I wish I didn't have to hear the word Brexit ever again.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Sep 06, 2019 6:49 pm

Granted! But you soon find the replacement word, Brexicles, even more annoying.



I wish I never have to hear "Trump" again!
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Post by Agartha on Mon Sep 09, 2019 3:41 pm

Granted! But you develop a mutated version of Tourettes and instead of swearing, you repeat 'Farage' non stop!




I wish my cat could type.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Sep 09, 2019 5:57 pm

Granted! But she starts stealing your phone at night and sending inappropriate texts to all your contacts.



I wish all the buses in Dundee had WiFi!
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Post by Agartha on Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:54 pm

hahaha she probably would if she could! lol



Granted! But you have to pay a tenner each time you want to use it. 




I wish I had set up this very lucrative business of wifi on buses!
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:57 pm

(LOL, the humour in your household must rock! Very Happy)

Granted! But you forgot to copyright or patent it.


I wish I was able to download any song I want, for free.
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Post by Agartha on Wed Sep 11, 2019 7:56 am

(When we are not grumpy we are a funny bunch  Razz Razz)



Granted! From today you can download all songs you want for free... but only in two languages: Cantonese and Mandarin.



I wish I had magic powers.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Sep 11, 2019 3:22 pm

Granted! But the magic is corrupted, and does the opposite of what you want it to!



I wish pizza deliveries were telepathic and free.  Cool
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Post by Agartha on Thu Sep 12, 2019 3:57 pm

Granted! But too many people are communicating telepathically with the pizza man and he mixes up all orders and addresses meaning your pizza ends up with your neighbours instead.



I wish I was 10 cm taller.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Sep 12, 2019 10:31 pm

Granted! But in order to achieve it, you have to attach bricks to the bottom of your shoes, and you end up getting all kinds of funny looks when you go out!



I wish I expert at building sandcastles.
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Post by Agartha on Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:31 pm

Granted! But you always build them during high tide and they get washed out as soon as you finish them.




I wish Lion would take a picture of his sand castles before the tide destroys them.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:57 am

Granted! But the camera has corrupted the photo file!



I wish I had sunglasses with little windscreen wipers on them, to wear in changeable Scottish weather!
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Post by Agartha on Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:39 am

Granted! But they only work with 9V square batteries and they make the glasses sooo heavy you can't wear them anymore!




I wish I enjoyed watching football.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion Yesterday at 4:01 am

Granted! But suddenly you turn into a football hooligan and end up with an ASBO!



I wish that Tulsi Gabbard would win the Democratic nomination to run against Trump next year.
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Post by Agartha Yesterday at 3:42 pm

Granted! But then Trump realizes he will lose the presidential elections and will lock himself in his mansion and will never show his face in public ever again!...how is that for a spoiler, eh? LOL




I wish Boris Johnson would resign very soon.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion Yesterday at 4:44 pm

(LOLZ! Very Happy)


Granted! But he doesn't do it before delivering a hard Brexit.




I wish there was a breakfast cereal called Brexit Cereal.
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Post by Agartha Today at 4:14 pm

^^^  Shocked Evil or Very Mad



Granted! But it's fake (cereal made of cardboard), just like everything Brexity! 




I wish I'll never have to hear the word Brexit again!
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Post by TrueCrazyLion Today at 7:12 pm

Hehehe... Razz


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Granted! But you still have to read it everywhere!


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