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Post by Agartha on Sun Jun 09, 2019 3:36 pm

(Paying in kind most of the time means paying with sexual favours.... and LOL at your answer: I rather pay my mortgage! hahaha)



Granted! But that someone is Kim Jong Un and in return he will enslave you, brainwash you and use you for his world domination plans!



I wish I could speak Korean.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:14 pm

(LOL I’d never known sexual favours being called that before! Brilliant comeback!)

Granted! But you only know how to speak it backwards.


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Post by Agartha on Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:54 am

Granted! But you need to hold two magnifying glasses in front of your eyes at all time.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jun 11, 2019 11:56 am

Granted! You are rich in knowledge... About expertly playing the triangle in an orchestra.



I wish I could be in an orchestra!
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Post by Agartha on Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:57 pm

Granted! You are now the orchestra janitor. 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:42 pm

Granted! But it's Monopoly money. And hundreds of people everywhere are wondering how they've managed to buy Monopoly games which have a vital part missing!



I wish I could take out a massive bank loan.
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Post by Agartha on Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:08 pm

Granted! But you have to repay it within 4 weeks at 350% interest.




I wish I was a plumber so I could fix things in my house without paying somebody a fortune!
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:46 pm

Granted! But your area of expertise is U-bends.



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Post by Agartha on Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:28 pm

Granted! But the battery is faulty and you cannot use it.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jun 15, 2019 10:17 pm

Granted! But now you have uncontrollable Tourette's.



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Post by Agartha on Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:27 pm

(Pls do visit younger me and tell her the same!)


Granted! But instead of 1999 you end up in 1989 and little you is too young to remember your advice.



I wish I could keep quiet sometimes and ignore instead of reply.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:03 pm

(I'll see what I can do. LOL!)


Granted! But you take it too far and end up offending people by not speaking to them!




I wish bottles of Frijj really made a comedy "Mooo!" noise when they were opened:



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Post by Agartha on Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:27 pm

^^hahaha Granted! But every time it moos a cow appears in your flat. 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:09 pm

(Just bought my first one - about to open it. Hehehe)

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Granted! But before long the sheer weight of the cows makes the floors of the flat collapse and everything ends up in the flat below, rendering me officially homeless and squashing the downstairs neighbours all at once! (Actually that's a total result LOL)


I wish pay day would happen a night early!
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Post by Agartha on Tue Jun 18, 2019 6:54 am

(hahaha your neighbours had it coming anyway!)


Granted! But they paid me instead of you.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:21 am

(Woohoo! Very Happy)


Granted! But you're only better at following directions on how to play dominoes.




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Post by Agartha on Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:56 pm

Granted! But it's  from Russia and the KGB is coming after you because you are stealing their internet!




I wish gas and electricity were free.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Jun 19, 2019 8:52 pm

Granted! But in order to experience the free gas and electricity you have to move into a hotel.



I wish Aggie could afford to live in a hotel!
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Post by Agartha on Thu Jun 20, 2019 9:37 am

Granted! She can now afford to live at a 5star Hilton... but to afford it she has to share her room....... with Keanu Reeves!
Wink Razz



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Jun 20, 2019 6:50 pm

Granted! But that somebody is Keanu, and he's doing that work on your house while you're away living in the Hilton! Razz



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