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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:44 pm

(Oh no, live streaming on YouTube - Live dreaming? - And it sends subscribers notifications when an account goes live too!! LOL, brutal!)


Granted! But there's no Deal, it's the hardest Brexit possible with a far-reaching effect on the UK's trade links worldwide, the Pound has plummeted in value with massive inflation, and everyone is now calling it Toxit.




I wish Brexit would be cancelled.
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Post by Agartha on Fri Mar 15, 2019 1:50 pm

Granted! And no corruption! Your wish is totally absolutely granted!  Razz




I wish my daughter would stop asking me to buy her a new phone.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Mar 15, 2019 9:28 pm

(Woohoo!! Very Happy)


Granted! Now she keeps borrowing your phone instead.




I wish I'd stop feeling sooo sleepy all the time!
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Post by Agartha on Sat Mar 16, 2019 5:10 pm

Granted! Now you only feel sleepy between 1000 and 2300.





I wish I was good at telling jokes.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:09 pm

Granted! But your clone turns out to be even better at telling them, and you start to get viewed as a tribute act.



I wish I could clone myself!
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Post by Agartha on Mon Mar 18, 2019 3:05 pm

Granted! But your clone starts thinking he is the real you and starts taking over your life.




I wish I could write a bestseller.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Mar 18, 2019 5:07 pm

Granted! You end up writing a massively popular Harry Potter book... Too bad JK Rowling has already written it and you were copying her work! (Tsk Tsk Aggie!)



I wish I could do stand-up comedy.
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Post by Agartha on Tue Mar 19, 2019 4:48 pm

Granted! Now you can but nobody can understand your jokes!




I wish I was good at cutting hair....
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Mar 19, 2019 6:27 pm

Granted! You're good at cutting eyebrow hair.




I wish I could write and sing a hit record.
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Post by Agartha on Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:05 pm

Granted! But it only becomes a hit in the Pitcairn Islands, which has a population of 54.




I wish drinking hot chocolate wasn't fattening.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:44 pm

Granted! But this hot chocolate is just chocolate-flavoured water, with a horrible cardboard aftertaste, heated up.


I wish I could use the Hubble Space Telescope to take photos.
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Post by Agartha on Thu Mar 21, 2019 4:22 pm

Granted! But getting to the telescope will cost you a minimum of $250,000 (and I am not making up the price lol).




I wish I had $250K  to travel to space.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Mar 21, 2019 6:36 pm

Granted! But it goes straight up into space and you don't even get to hold it in your hand.




I wish I could live in a maisonette.
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Post by Agartha on Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:22 pm

Granted! And I won't spoil your wish and hope it will really come true cat




I wish I was more laid back....
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri Mar 22, 2019 11:32 pm

(D'Awww, you're too nice! Smile)


Granted! But in order to do that, you have to lie down - and stay lying down constantly!



I wish I had unlimited wishes.  Cool
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Post by Agartha on Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:43 am

Granted! But they are all corrupted!




I wish I owned a cabin in the Highlands....
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Mar 24, 2019 6:24 pm

Granted! But it's in the worst possible place for avalanches!




I wish I had an Asda gift voucher with unlimited credit.
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Post by Agartha on Mon Mar 25, 2019 12:39 pm

Granted! But your unlimited gift voucher is only valid to purchase cucumbers and beetroot.




I wish somebody would pay off my student loan.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Mar 25, 2019 3:57 pm

Granted! But that somebody is Nigel Farage, and in return for him paying it off, you have to personally campaign for him to become Prime Minister - and paper all your walls with posters of him wearing nothing but swimming trunks!


I wish I had a credit card which I could manage all my other debts with.
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Post by Agartha on Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:25 am

Well.... I will be paying off my student debt myself I think... the posters of him wearing almost nothing convinced me lol


Granted! But you can only be approved for such credit card if you "personally campaign for Nigel Farage to become prime minister... and paper all your walls with posters of him in the nude". 



I wish Lion would get that credit card and would invite me to his house to check his 'Nigel's walls'.
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