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Post by Agartha on Sun May 12, 2019 3:37 pm

Granted! But now strangers are trying to get in your house all the time to watch movies.




I wish Raymond Reddington was my friend.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun May 12, 2019 8:24 pm

Granted! But he gets you to assist in his crimes, and one day you find that instead of turning himself in to the FBI, he shops you! Sad



I wish that Catherine Willows was my friend.
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Post by Agartha on Mon May 13, 2019 3:28 pm

(Reddington would never do that to a friend!!! )



Granted! But all she talks about are DNA and bacteria and soon it gets boring......




I wish scientists would soon discover that the more ice cream you eat, the healthier and fit you become.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon May 13, 2019 11:27 pm

Granted! But the ice cream in question is only available in one flavour, and that’s TCP antiseptic fluid flavour.


I wish I had a blindfold to enable me to sleep better during nonexistent summer nights.
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Post by Agartha on Tue May 14, 2019 3:33 pm

Granted! But you like it so much you start wearing it all day long, even when you go outside.... and soon you have to buy a white cane!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue May 14, 2019 7:16 pm

Granted! But he's actually made out of sugar loaf, and you soon find him boring.



I wish I could find a sugar mama who looks like J Lo.
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Post by Agartha on Wed May 15, 2019 10:16 am

Granted! But she demands you shave your hair for her and that proves to be too much for you....




I wish cats would obey orders like dogs do........
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed May 15, 2019 1:46 pm

(Too right - I’m more likely to get extensions. Hehe!)

Granted! But they can also read our minds now, and they “obey” orders with reverse psychology instead of just doing it!


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Post by Agartha on Thu May 16, 2019 4:56 am

Granted! But you can only access Russian websites.





I wish I could speak Russian.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Fri May 17, 2019 8:35 pm

Granted! But you only know the swear words and offensive phrases.



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Post by Agartha on Sat May 18, 2019 7:13 am

Granted! But it has a picture of Nigel Farage printed on it.





I wish my daughter would stop pretending she doesn't know how to operate the washing machine! lol
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat May 18, 2019 9:10 pm

Granted! But then she researches the history of washing machines in great detail, and now she lectures you on exactly how to operate it in order to obtain the perfect wash every time...! It soon gets tedious.


I wish I could be in an episode of Hollyoaks.
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Post by Agartha on Sun May 19, 2019 10:05 am

Granted! But in that episode you make Cameron Campbell upset.... and you know what happens to those that make him angry  Shocked



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon May 20, 2019 9:29 am

Granted! But now they’re so spicy and fiery they each have over 1 million heat units, and basically they’re too hot to eat!


I wish I had a place outside where I could hang my washing to dry on nice days!
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Post by Agartha on Mon May 20, 2019 3:22 pm

Granted! But your neighbour becomes impressed with your t-shirts collection and they start disappearing!




I wish I wasn't obsessed with a specific song today.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon May 20, 2019 6:18 pm

(LOLOLOL, that would sooo happen too!)


Granted! But now you're obsessed with hundreds of random songs and you keep singing and humming bits of them in random medleys, to the extent that you start becoming known as "the human jukebox".




I wish I could control the weather using an app on my phone.
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Post by Agartha on Wed May 22, 2019 3:55 pm

Granted! But the app has a glitch and all you can do is choose the 'rainy' option... forever.....




I wish I had a glitch-less app on my phone that is able to control the weather.
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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed May 22, 2019 9:51 pm

(A Scottish weather app! Razz)


Granted! But you have to pay a ridiculously high charge in order to activate it.



I wish I had a remote control F1 car.
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Post by Agartha on Thu May 23, 2019 3:46 pm

(hahaha maybe that app really exists! lol)



Granted! But it's a small F1 toy car.... not the real thing....



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu May 23, 2019 8:46 pm

Granted! But it cleans itself by completely filling itself with strong thick bleach, and then emptying and draining itself, kinda like a washing machine does. So your house is thoroughly cleaned, but OMG, the bleach everywhere...! Sad


I wish punk rock music would make a mainstream comeback.
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