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Post by Agartha on Mon Jan 20, 2020 6:18 am

How on Earth do you knit like that????  Razz Razz


Granted! But soon you get tired of strangers coming into your flat to withdraw cash.



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jan 20, 2020 11:32 am

Granted! But now the day has had to be redefined as a unit of measurement, necessitating a whole new calendar, and the whole Western world hates you for messing their lives up!



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Post by Agartha on Mon Jan 20, 2020 4:16 pm

Well... I don't care, good bye Europe, I'm moving to Thailand! Razz



Granted! But without the Gulf Stream Scotland would be like Siberia so your wish is totally and absolutely denied! LOL




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jan 20, 2020 5:40 pm

(Noooooooooo!!! LOL)

Granted! But now every single person inexplicably goes mute between their 13th and 20th Birthdays, and it causes the World Health Organisation to declare an emergency!


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Post by Agartha on Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:18 am

Granted! But they are all in Arabic and you don't speak the language.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:49 am

Granted! But it's an Ali Genie you get, and he corrupts each wish with witty toilet humour!




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Post by Agartha on Tue Jan 21, 2020 1:11 pm

Granted! But they are all factory rejects and don't work. At all. 




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:25 pm

(iBricks then... LOL)

Granted! But every single meal on it is porridge.



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Post by Agartha on Wed Jan 22, 2020 4:01 pm

Granted! But somebody else lives upstairs... which means you have a flatmate.




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Wed Jan 22, 2020 9:44 pm

Granted! But he's always out on business and never there to do any protecting Sad



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Post by Agartha on Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:01 pm

Granted! But it empties itself on your carpet... in the living room....



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:18 pm

Razz

Granted! Now you're good at cutting eyebrow hair.



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Post by Agartha on Fri Jan 24, 2020 4:15 pm

Granted! It's called 'Asda delivery' and it costs £2.40.  Razz





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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:11 pm

Granted! But now you’re so good at staying in touch with them that you’re stalking them and freaking them out.


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Post by Agartha on Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:19 pm

Granted! But dirty clothes jumping and moving in the middle of the night will scare you at night... and when your laundry decides to jump outside your flat you'll have all your neighbours  freaking out and calling ghost hunters!



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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sat Jan 25, 2020 9:28 pm

(LOL, that's genius)

Granted! But it gets swapped with BoJo's laundry at the last minute and only makes a brief cameo appearance in the background.


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Post by Agartha on Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:55 am

Granted! But it gets confused and tops itself up with gas!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Sun Jan 26, 2020 11:17 am

Granted! But now you're a Slim-Fast addict instead.




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Post by Agartha on Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:20 pm

Yuk! lol


Granted! But it's so proud of how good it looks, it won't allow you to sleep in it so you won't mess it up!




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Post by TrueCrazyLion on Mon Jan 27, 2020 3:41 am

Granted! But you soon find that being on Jobseekers Allowance isn't fun.



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